Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
****If you are out of state, I won't be responding to you****
If you are just going to ignore my greeting, you should know that
I'm severely allergic to rejection. But no pressure. I
actually enjoy anaphylaxia....and I have 911 on speed dial.
What? You are actually reading my profile? I thought you guys only
looked at the pictures....:). I guess that makes you extra special.
You are on a roll now. Why not say hello?
I like me. I'm the sweet & sassy curvy good girl type who is
confident & has morals - for whatever that is worth these days.
When I'm not home
dusting or baking bread, I'm out at the strip clubs....Wait! Not
entirely true. I don't dust OR bake bread. LOL. ...I'm a
drummer...no, a dancer. Okay! Maybe I just dance to the beat of my
own drum. I really enjoy spontaneous adventures and you will find
me open- minded and well behaved - regardless of what the tabloids
say. And why is it that bad language can't count as a second
language? Any way, all this is best discussed with my parole
officer. If you ask him for a recommendation, don't answer any of
his questions about me. This will ensure that I'm still available
Ever wonder why women block you when you go too far with sexual
innuendo or an overt sexual approach? We look for your potential
and depth of character. We can't spend ALL our time in bed!
Therefore, we look for other ways to enjoy your presence for the
other 49 minutes in the hour. Seriously, we like sex - just not
While I poke fun at all of this, I actually have a genuine mature
demeanor that is often wasted on those not so genuine or mature on
this site. With age and wisdom, I have gradually come to realize
that all of this is less about whether you like me and more about
whether I like you. So, with that said, you should realize that I
don't give out my phone number easily or date a man just because he
sweet talks me. I am just like you - looking for that chemistry and
attraction that occurs when all the stars are properly aligned.
However, I will admit that the longer I wait, the shorter the men
get. What's up with that? For me, it truly starts with the
conversation and if I sense compassion, intellect, height (ha!) and
some level of a moral fiber, we may move along. It really is just
that simple or complex - you decide.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
...busy keeping the home front caught up! I love everything home
improvement, lawn & gardening, floating in my pool &
reading, spring training baseball, cooking healthy & exercise.
(Ok, maybe I don't love the exercise but it is a necessary
I want to master shooting, power tools & take a gourmet cooking
or baking class! I enjoy motorcycle rides. Let's go!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
..assessing our potential. I'm not out to date the masses & I'm
not looking to be smothered by non-stop attention. Let's find a
solid happy balance & focus on making each other happy during
our time together.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am confident, genuine & warm hearted! It probably takes
them another week to realize that I'm going to walk away (quickly)
from anything negative or toxic to my well-being.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like spicy ethnically diverse foods. Yes, I read.
We can find common ground, I'm sure!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If given the choice....
Coffee, A/C, bubble baths, job, family, friends....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ice cream....and I am thankful that the new Twisty Treat is on the
opposite side of the road on my way home each day. News Flash: This
just in!! Clermont has a Twistee Treat Truck - damn it. I'm sure
they are stalking me. They are everywhere I go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hoping for an atypical weekend!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...your parole officer recommends it...you would NEVER wear a
speedo....and you like girls with a firecracker middle and are +/-
5 years in age to me or think traveling to all those Diners,
Drive-Ins & Dives would be great fun!
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