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lazaruz4

26 M South Gate, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Law
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Social introvert. I'm the lovable asshole.
Los Angeles born and raised.
No idea what I'm doing.

I have a fast car.
I'm not terribly smart.
If that makes sense.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slowly dying everyday.
Play Trippy games.
Play shitty bass
Jerk sesh' now and again
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stoning
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
irony is some good ass shit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hate everything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Bass Setup
El PS3 Setup
My baby girls (dog+bunny)
Mary wana
Electricity
4th gen Camaro
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bass lines. Just, bass lines.
Maybe a titty here and there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Involuntarily asleep after my 45hr+ work week.
Or
Watching the movies I torrent there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cleaning my ears is orgasmic to me.
little cotton dildoes for my brain pussy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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no girl will ever message me here