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lazumo
27 / M / Straight / Single
Dallas, Texas
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- —
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Libra and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Construction / Craftsmanship
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am sloth, greed, and lust.
My Self-Summary
I like drinking
gin and
tonic and stella artois. I am mostly
vegetarian and
fairly health oriented. I hate living in the city and want to get
out of here as soon as possible. I like nature and animals and shit. I am a fan of
Godzilla movies.
I dig aquariums
and have three currently. I am interested in the paranormal sometimes. I think
ghosts and
zombies and things
like that are neat. I am an amateur artist, not serious about it.. but I have
fun. I play a love of video games and watch a lot of
movies. I like
other stuff too..the end.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now Life and I are just chilling, playing video games,
watching movies and drinking beer. Those are the kinds of things
Life digs, you know? Sometimes we like to go out and wreak havoc,
but most of the time we are good boys, Life and I. We work too, but
it's really no big thing. I think pretty soon Life and I would like
to get the hell out of Dallas.
I’m really good at
I hate filling this crap out. It's hard to act like me when I have
to think about how I am.. but i'll do my best to ramble on for no
other reason than I have nothing else to put here that would really
be representative of who I am in any meaningful way.
I'm good at sleeping and drinking and being awesome. I am good at walking, I can breathe alright. Most of the time I can get food from my plate to my utensil to my mouth, without too much trouble. I'm quite capable of dressing myself and I can even cook, do laundry and wash dishes.
I can not, however, eat tapioca. That's shit's just nasty.
I am also good at..!
I'm good at sleeping and drinking and being awesome. I am good at walking, I can breathe alright. Most of the time I can get food from my plate to my utensil to my mouth, without too much trouble. I'm quite capable of dressing myself and I can even cook, do laundry and wash dishes.
I can not, however, eat tapioca. That's shit's just nasty.
I am also good at..!
The first things people usually notice about me
my awesomocity. and maybe my DARK SOUL STEALING DEATH EYES or
something.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(a) buckaroo banzai, slaughterhouse five, after the quake, howl's
moving castle, transmetropolitan, the invisibles..
(b) godzilla, fistful of dollars, the big lebowski, UHF..
(c) frank zappa, ween, tripping daisy, the pillows, the pixies, bad religion, the clash, ennio morricone, the specials, elvis costello, etc to lazy to type shit out...
(d) sushi, mushrooms, tea, fake meat, seafood, funyuns, poisonous magic pie...
...AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
(b) godzilla, fistful of dollars, the big lebowski, UHF..
(c) frank zappa, ween, tripping daisy, the pillows, the pixies, bad religion, the clash, ennio morricone, the specials, elvis costello, etc to lazy to type shit out...
(d) sushi, mushrooms, tea, fake meat, seafood, funyuns, poisonous magic pie...
...AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
The six things I could never do without
boxers, computer, water, food, me and fish.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about how I am usually not really doing the things that I
want to be doing. If I am doing what I want to be doing, then maybe
it's how I'm not doing what I need to be doing. Life is complicated
like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
NOTHING DAMMIT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! drinking gin and tonic or my
beautiful stella.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i've only truly loved one person.. excluding family, not that type
of thing.
You should message me if
if, you know, you feel like it.. i'm much more interesting in
person than on these bullshit questionnares.
