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ld49510

30 M Warren, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
An office drone that does stand-up and writes comedy; hoping to become a comedy writer/stand up comedian.

I have a sarcastic sense of humor. But I turn that off when meeting new people (or when necessary).

Recently, I have helped write, produce, and direct three short films that were entered into the 48-hour Film Festival. Nothing special, but I'd argue more watchable than anything Adam Sandler put out recently...admittedly, a low bar.

Also, have a major case of wanderlust as of late. It's been limited to mostly the U.S., and a lot of Canada, but ideally that'll be more expansive of a list before too long.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work full-time in an office where I hone my writing and editing skills.

I use Twitter as a test audience for my comedic material. Its easier and cheaper than going to the comedy clubs and hearing crickets.
I’m really good at
Being humorous. I can easily break the ice and make anyone feel more comfortable. But I hate it when someone demands I tell a joke.

Trivia. I'm a grandmaster at general knowledge trivia. My team and I compete once a week in Royal Oak for the past two and a half years. I specialize in Movie, Music, Television, All Things '90s, as well as just random facts that you did not know existed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can hold down a conversation like nobody's business. Those closer to me know how big of a heart I have for my family, friends, and animals (except spiders).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Screenwriting for Fun and Profit, America: The Book, I Am America (and You Can Too!), David Sedaris, World War Z, Zombie Survival Guide, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland.

Movies: Early-era and more recent Woody Allen movies, Hitchcock films (Except for that weird biopic that starred Will Smith as Alfred Hitchcock), comedies mostly, Saw (before the series disappeared up its own ass, mythology-wise), a lot of indie films, Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride, and The Room, because its the total opposite of a perfect film, yet still amazing.

Music: kind of a tricky one. A lot of old stuff (Sam Cooke, The Beatles, some Motown, Otis Redding, Queen, early bluesy Rolling Stones, blues music in general, Billie Holliday) a few Top 40 songs at any given time, and a lot of indie bands (Detroit Cobras, Those Transatlantics, Bishop Allen, Heartless Bastards, Little Joy, etc) I'm all over the map. I listen to anything really but country music.

Shows: Adult Swim, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Boardwalk Empire, Bored to Death, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Real Time, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Archer, Family Guy, The Simpsons, and Spaced and Friday Night Dinners (obscure-ish British sitcoms)
The six things I could never do without
Sarcasm/Sense of humor
iPod Touch
Quarters (Cause Royal Oak meter maids suck)
Dive bars (Gusoline, specifically)
Ability to write
People to hang out with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Reworking the stand-up routine.

Current events and/or pop culture (Which are very entangled during this election cycle.
On a typical Friday night I am
After a good week? With friends. Bad week? Same, but a bar with stronger drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a soft spot for dog movies.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to laugh, have a great conversation, or just have a nice, relaxing evening out.