35 reasons you should date me:
- I am house broken... And will not mess up your carpet (this ones inportant).
- I have not been charged in court. ever.
- I can be light hearted and fun and goofy, but know how to act like an adult.
- It's more fun than doing homework.
- I am not a suicide bomber.
- I am persistent.
- I am a really nice person, and polite.
- I am not an alien from a parallel universe bent on taking over your life as you know it.
- I give good massages (foot massages included).
- I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects.
- If you are cold outside, I will put my jacket on you (that might fall under nice and polite).
- I'll always be there for you when you need me.
- I never eat in bed.
- I'm a good kisser.
- I want someone to share my hopes, dreams, wishes, and hopefully, life with.
- I have never cut the wrong wire while detonating a bomb.
- I have not murdered anyone lately.
- In the case that I did murder someone, I believe I have the wisdom and intellect as to how to hide their bodies so that they are never found.
- I know how to cook and bake, and love to cook with the person I'm with.
- I'm a good listener, and will listen if you ever need to vent or are upset.
- I understand the difference between their, there, and they're.
- I'm not afraid to say exactly what i think within the boundaries of sensitivity and tactfulness.
- If anyone ever hurts you, they'll wish they'd never been born. -snarl- -growl-
- I don't talk to my reflection in the mirror......... that often.
- I have a pulse.
- I am running out of ideas, but i'll keep going if that's what it takes to convince you.
- I rarely take candy from strangers.
- I'm cute and cuddly.
- I like all types of music and movies. So we can listen to or watch anything really.
- I have never stripped naked, crawled on top of a photocopier, and repeatedly pressed the 'Start' button.
- I DO NOT OVERUSE CAPS LOCK
- No one has EVER called me boring.
- I don't turn into a werewolf during full moons.
- Choose me now. there will be plenty of time for normal people later.
- You were a little entertained reading this list.
I Believe in seeing the lighter side in life and a lot of times you have to tell a joke and laugh at yourself.
I AM A MOVIE WHORE. I love going to the movies... Renting movies... Buying movies I have 400+... And watching movies on Netflix. ALL MOVIES from horror to romance, actions to comedies, musicals to scifi.
I also have an appreciation for all musical genres. I love rock and rap, country, electronic, operas and classical. And any other genre that fills in the cracks :-)
Movies/music (I tie them together)
Unfortunately my iPhone
My five senses
And possibly curling up in the fetal position on my bed in the dark.... I have absolutely no idea LOL
You have any questions.
You wanna talk.
You radiate awesomeness