Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, my name is Luke, and I am 27 years old. I am a bit of a
geek, but am proud of it. I am prior Navy, prior lots of
interesting and possibly fascinating things.
35 reasons you should date me:
- I am house broken... And will not mess up your carpet (this ones
- I have not been charged in court. ever.
- I can be light hearted and fun and goofy, but know how to act
like an adult.
- It's more fun than doing homework.
- I am not a suicide bomber.
- I am persistent.
- I am a really nice person, and polite.
- I am not an alien from a parallel universe bent on taking over
your life as you know it.
- I give good massages (foot massages included).
- I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects.
- If you are cold outside, I will put my jacket on you (that might
fall under nice and polite).
- I'll always be there for you when you need me.
- I never eat in bed.
- I'm a good kisser.
- I want someone to share my hopes, dreams, wishes, and hopefully,
- I have never cut the wrong wire while detonating a bomb.
- I have not murdered anyone lately.
- In the case that I did murder someone, I believe I have the
wisdom and intellect as to how to hide their bodies so that they
are never found.
- I know how to cook and bake, and love to cook with the person I'm
- I'm a good listener, and will listen if you ever need to vent or
- I understand the difference between their, there, and
- I'm not afraid to say exactly what i think within the boundaries
of sensitivity and tactfulness.
- If anyone ever hurts you, they'll wish they'd never been born.
- I don't talk to my reflection in the mirror......... that
- I have a pulse.
- I am running out of ideas, but i'll keep going if that's what it
takes to convince you.
- I rarely take candy from strangers.
- I'm cute and cuddly.
- I like all types of music and movies. So we can listen to or
watch anything really.
- I have never stripped naked, crawled on top of a photocopier, and
repeatedly pressed the 'Start' button.
- I DO NOT OVERUSE CAPS LOCK
- No one has EVER called me boring.
- I don't turn into a werewolf during full moons.
- Choose me now. there will be plenty of time for normal people
- You were a little entertained reading this list.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have been told that I am funny and that I have a personality that
cheers people up and makes them laugh.
I Believe in seeing the lighter side in life and a lot of times you
have to tell a joke and laugh at yourself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It could be that I am brown but... who knows?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read science fiction nothing like the scifi space books
or anything but some dean koontz style books.
I AM A MOVIE WHORE. I love going to the movies... Renting movies...
Buying movies I have 400+... And watching movies on Netflix. ALL
MOVIES from horror to romance, actions to comedies, musicals to
I also have an appreciation for all musical genres. I love rock and
rap, country, electronic, operas and classical. And any other genre
that fills in the cracks :-)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies/music (I tie them together)
Unfortunately my iPhone
My five senses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
About random things, sometimes I don't know how I get some of the
ideas I do lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing absolutely nothing... Dying of boredom (tonight happens to be
And possibly curling up in the fetal position on my bed in the
dark.... I have absolutely no idea LOL
You should message me if
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You like my profile.
You have any questions.
You wanna talk.
You radiate awesomeness
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