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35 Audubon, NJ Man


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  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:17am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Has a kid
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a dream-er, a wish-er, a liar, a hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer! I can't wait to be one of those dads that embarrasses the hell out of my son by kissing him on the face in front of all his friends, he's not quite old enough to mind just yet but it's in the mail.

I consider myself chivalrous, and a gentleman, and I really like that about myself. I get along with just about everyone I meet. I love watching and making movies, I love playing music and going to shows. I love good beer and good food. I love sarcasm and I make the worst jokes at the worst times. I have no style or fashion sense. I'm pretty much jeans and t-shirts, and zip-down hoodies of course. I absolutely love clutter! I love to cook and would love someone to cook with!

I've been told by multiple people, " I like to think outside of the box, but you live outside of the box. It's what I like most about you, but it also really makes me want to punch you in the face!" Their words not mine. Is it weird that I take that as a compliment?

I was also just told by a friend that, "You are awesome and impossible at the same" Not sure how to take that one.
What I’m doing with my life
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Practicing my Rhetoric on strangers!
Taking lots of photographs!
I love randomness!
Working for an awesome non-profit web series about independent music in Philadelphia called Shaking Through. Check it out
Thinking of starting a band...Update, I started a band, well it's mostly just the four of us getting drunk and making weird noises.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My son told me the other day that I am the best dad that he's ever had...I didn't know he had more dads, but they can all suck it because he likes me best!

I'm more mediocre at lots of things than really good at one particular thing. I really like to cook but I can't say that I'm really good at it...I'm trying to be modest, It's difficult because I'm awesome!


I procreate very well!...yeah see, it doesn't work, it just sounds really creepy, damnit!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my perpetual state of bedhead!

My tattoos...they were designed by my son.

And I look like that guy from that show with the know him, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: having a son made me realize how much I love Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss. I mostly read half of a book and then move on to the next one, only to came back and finish it a year later. I'm mostly into photography books right now, but I just finished Dry Guillotine and it was awesome. 100 Years of Solitude, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Stranger, The Hobbit, Night.

Right now I am reading the original Wizard of Oz to my son, it's so much better than the movie.

Movies: Anything from Arronofsky, Alfonso Cuaran, Oliver Stone, Fernando Meirelles. Too much more to continue.

TV: Mostly Hulu and Netflix, I'm stuck on Fringe at the moment. Community, Modern Family, It's Always Sunny, SOA, The Walking Dead, anything on the Food Network.

Music: The Alarm Clocks, RJD2, The xx, MC5, The Black Keys, Bass Drum of Death, Martin Sexton, Sean Hayes, Joe Purdy, The Raconteurs, Delta Spirit, Tame Impala, Juston Stens, Cold War Kids, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Free Energy, Lou Reed, The Beastie Boys, Nirvana, Son House, Junior Kimbrough, R.L. Burnside, Billie Holiday, Grant$, Garage a Trois, Toy Soldiers, Pattern is Movement, Ramona Falls, Ray LaMontagne, The White Stripes, Stanton Moore, Strand of Oaks, Hezekiah Jones, Galactic, Phish, MMW, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Johnny Vidocovich, Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Pennywise, NOFX, Strung Out, I'll stop before I get carried away.

Food: I love everything except mushrooms and tofu.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My Son
-Some sort of musical instrument
-Good beer and good food
-Zip-down hoodies
-My camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my son is thinking when he says the shit that he does.
Why is it that as I get older my body no longer acclimates to cold temperatures? The great comeback i just thought of, and how it would have been of use three hours ago.
How I miss the days when you had to go out and organically meet people.
Why everyone wants to play the ukulele. UPDATE: OK, I just saw a video of the girl from Garfunkle and Oates playing the ukulele and now i get it, its awesome. UPDATE: Damnit, I just went and bought a ukulele and it's so much fun. I should erase my previous statement but I'll leave it to show how indecisive I can be sometimes.
Maybe I'd like to switch careers, become a janitor.
If everyone is so laid back and outgoing, why are we all on this website?
Why showing a picture of my son and saying "look how well I procreate" isn't a suitable pick up should be:).
Why people refuse to date those with children, it's pretty presumptuous to think that I'm looking for new mother for my son, he already has one of those.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a very open person! Just the other night I told my life story, in excruciating detail, to a complete stranger.

If I don't speak to my son everyday I start to feel like all the cheerfulness in the world is gone.

When I see a profile photo with a friend in it, I almost always find the friend more attractive.

High quality profile photos earn big points with me.

If you are attracted to "Jersey Shore" type guys, then I am not attracted to you

I despise emoticons...but I love :)! Go figure:)

I'm kind of messy, so much so that I sometimes just sit and stare at it, wanting to punch myself in the face.

I am a little afraid of the dark, ghosts, and I have a paralyzing fear of centipedes... Yes, ghosts are real and they scare they scare the bejesus out of me!

I got banned from the Cape May Zoo for trying take a prairie dog.

I've forgotten how to do long division.

I usually send a nice lady a smile as a message, mostly because if we met in person that would be the first thing I do before we start a conversation. I guess it's my way of holding on to the old days when people met people in person. It usually gets no response.

I am not above having my ego stroked every once in a while:)

I love a woman with a wonky tooth, in fact, perfect teeth kind of creep me out!
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