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LarkDean

34 M Audubon, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a dream-er, a wish-er, a liar, a hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer! I can't wait to be one of those dads that embarrasses the hell out of my son by kissing him on the face in front of all his friends, he's not quite old enough to mind just yet but it's coming.

I get along with just about everyone I meet, and those I don't get along with, they will try to tell you what a dick I am, don't believe them, they are all liars:) I love watching and making movies, I love playing music and going to shows. I love good beer and good food. I love sarcasm and I make the worst jokes at the worst times. I have no style or fashion sense. I'm pretty much jeans and t-shirts, and zip-down hoodies of course. I absolutely love clutter! I love to cook and would love someone to cook with!

I've been told by multiple people, " I like to think outside of the box, but you live outside of the box. It's what I like most about you, but it also really makes me want to punch you in the face!" Their words not mine. But is it weird tha I take that as a compliment?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking lots of photographs!
Shoot.Edit.Print.Repeat
http://larrydemark.tumblr.com/
I love finding beauty in randomness. Check out my Instagram @ldemarkjr
Working for an awesome non-profit web series about independent music in Philadelphia called Shaking Through. Check it out www.shakingthrough.com
Thinking of starting a band...Update, I started a band, well it's mostly just the four of us getting drunk and making weird noises. Let me know what you think, and it's all improv so keep that in mind and please be gentle:) http://www.spreaker.com/user/ecclecticoreisland/10513robot
I've just started working on a solo EP, actually I've started working on two. One is me and the other, my alter ego. It's a long story I'll have to save for another time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My son told me the other day that I am the best dad that he's ever had...I didn't know he had more dads, but they can all suck it because he likes me best!

I'm more mediocre at lots of things than really good at one particular thing. I really like to cook but I can't say that I'm really good at it...Let me cook for you!

Jenga!

I procreate very well!...yeah, see it just doesn't work, just sounds creepy, damnit!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my perpetual state of bedhead!

My tattoos...they were designed by my son.

And I look like that guy from that show with the beard...you know him, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: having a son made me realize how much I love Shel Silverstein and Dr. Seuss. I mostly read half of a book and then move on to the next one, only to came back and finish it a year later. I'm mostly into photography books right now, but I just finished Dry Guillotine and it was awesome. 100 Years of Solitude, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Stranger, The Hobbit, Night.

Right now I am reading the original Wizard of Oz to my son, it's so much better than the movie.

Movies: Anything from Arronofsky, Alfonso Cuaran, Oliver Stone, Fernando Meirelles. Too much more to continue.

TV: Mostly Hulu and Netflix, I'm stuck on Fringe at the moment. Community, Modern Family, It's Always Sunny, SOA, The Walking Dead, anything on the Food Network.

Music: The Alarm Clocks, RJD2, The xx, MC5, The Black Keys, Bass Drum of Death, Martin Sexton, Sean Hayes, Joe Purdy, The Raconteurs, Delta Spirit, Tame Impala, Juston Stens, Cold War Kids, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Free Energy, Lou Reed, The Beastie Boys, Nirvana, Son House, Junior Kimbrough, R.L. Burnside, Billie Holiday, Grant$, Garage a Trois, Toy Soldiers, Pattern is Movement, Ramona Falls, Ray LaMontagne, The White Stripes, Stanton Moore, Strand of Oaks, Hezekiah Jones, Galactic, Phish, MMW, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Johnny Vidocovich, Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, Pennywise, NOFX, Strung Out, I'll stop before I get carried away.

Food: I love everything except mushrooms and tofu.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My Son
-Some sort of musical instrument
-Spotify
-Good beer and good food
-Zip-down hoodies
-My camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my son is thinking when he says the shit that he does.
The great article I just read that stated that there is a direct correlation between the amount of selfies a woman takes, and the amount of stab wounds she will inflict upon you when you break up with her. Why is it that as I get older my body no longer acclimates to cold temperatures? The great comeback i just thought of, and how it would have been of use three hours ago.
How I miss the days when you had to go out and organically meet people.
Why everyone wants to play the ukulele. UPDATE: OK, I just saw a video of the girl from Garfunkle and Oates playing the ukulele and now i get it, its awesome. UPDATE: Damnit, I just went and bought a ukulele and it's so much fun. I should erase my previous statement but I'll leave it to show how indecisive I can be sometimes.
Maybe I'd like to switch careers, become a janitor.
If everyone is so laid back and outgoing, why are we all on this website?
Why showing a picture of my son and saying look how well I procreate isn't a suitable pick up line...it should be:).
Why people refuse to date those with children, it's pretty presumptuous to think that I'm looking for new mother for my son, he already has one of those.

If you haven't guess already, I have ADHD
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually preparing myself for early morning peewee soccer and lunch at my sons favorite restaurant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a very open person! Just the other night I told my life story, in excruciating detail, to a complete stranger.

If I don't speak to my son everyday I start to feel like all the cheerfulness in the world is gone.

When I see a profile photo with a friend in it, I almost always find the friend more attractive.

If you are attracted to "Jersey Shore" type guys, then I am not attracted to you

I despise emoticons...but I love :)! Go figure:)

I'm kind of messy, so much so that I sometimes just sit and stare at it, wanting to punch myself in the face.

I am a little afraid of the dark, ghosts, and I have a paralyzing fear of centipedes.

I got banned from the Cape May Zoo for trying take a prairie dog.

I've forgotten how to do long division.

I usually send a nice lady a smile as a message, mostly because if we met in person that would be the first thing I do before we start a conversation. I guess it's my way of holding on to the old days when people met people in person. It usually gets no response.

I am not above having my ego stroked every once in a while:)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
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