(random rant) The Which Woman of the X-Men is Right For You? Test questions are way better than the okcupid questions, and not just because the okcupid questions just asked if I was a smoker or a jealous serial killer
Someone asked what makes me awesome, so I'm adding my response here, and I'll probably add more later if I feel like it:
Here are a few things about me that make me awesome:
When I reached an age/maturity level where I really understood that life isn't fair, that was further incentive for me to be fair in all my doings, rather than an excuse to be unfair.
I try to be a good person.
I want a raccoon. I want to teach it to ride around on my shoulder and fetch things for me.
If I had access to the Force, I'd totally use it to fuck with people. Like if I were on the freeway and someone in front of me had a refrigerator in the back of their truck, I'd totally use the Force to move it out of their truck and set it on the side of the road.
I don't intentionally hurt people's feelings, no matter how much I may dislike them.
I genuinely like to read.
I'm polite; saying "please" or "thank you" are commonplace to me, instead of rarities.
I started working professionally when I was 16 (was forced to work at home for about 8 years before that) and have been regularly employed since then, other than a few brief periods between jobs.
Other people have often called me awesome more seriously than I refer to myself as awesome, however since this introduction is textual, the tone in my voice doesn't always carry through very well.
Also, math and sex.
the Ishmael series
the Coen brothers
They Might Be Giants
alfredo lasagna (I'm not sure if this is a real thing or if we just made it up, but it was delicious)
Comic Books (here's your hint, this one is movies)
The Usual Suspects
Super Troopers (Broken Lizard in general)
Most kinds of music, but I appreciate a good lyric
and more, but that's enough for now.
5. Dreams (aka REM Sleep)
I'm a smartass.
But seriously, MacGyver. I'm pretty sure that makes me win.