Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty awesome and you should get to know me. Feel free to ask
me anything at all and I promise to answer honestly, not that my
promise here will matter if you don't already trust me. I'm more of
a listener than a speaker. I like to make people happy. I'm better
at writing about things or others than about myself. Places too. In
high school I thought I was the only person like me, but after
moving to a bigger place I learned I was wrong.
(random rant) The Which Woman of the X-Men is Right For You? Test
questions are way better than the okcupid questions, and not just
because the okcupid questions just asked if I was a smoker or a
jealous serial killer
Someone asked what makes me awesome, so I'm adding my response
here, and I'll probably add more later if I feel like it:
Here are a few things about me that make me awesome:
When I reached an age/maturity level where I really understood that
life isn't fair, that was further incentive for me to be fair in
all my doings, rather than an excuse to be unfair.
I try to be a good person.
I want a raccoon. I want to teach it to ride around on my shoulder
and fetch things for me.
If I had access to the Force, I'd totally use it to fuck with
people. Like if I were on the freeway and someone in front of me
had a refrigerator in the back of their truck, I'd totally use the
Force to move it out of their truck and set it on the side of the
I don't intentionally hurt people's feelings, no matter how much I
may dislike them.
I genuinely like to read.
I'm polite; saying "please" or "thank you" are commonplace to me,
instead of rarities.
I started working professionally when I was 16 (was forced to work
at home for about 8 years before that) and have been regularly
employed since then, other than a few brief periods between
Other people have often called me awesome more seriously than I
refer to myself as awesome, however since this introduction is
textual, the tone in my voice doesn't always carry through very
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working 40+ hours a week, spending time with my family and trying
to sleep despite my chronic insomnia.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being awesome. Not just awesome, but the most
awesome. You're missing out not knowing me.
Also, math and sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can't speak for other people, but when I see my reflection I'm
like, "Who is that awesome dude?" then I'm like, "Oh, yeah, it's
me. Badass." That badass is 3 syllables. The third is a nod. Sorta.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll let you decide which are books/movies/shows/music/food
the Ishmael series
the Coen brothers
They Might Be Giants
alfredo lasagna (I'm not sure if this is a real thing or if we just
made it up, but it was delicious)
Comic Books (here's your hint, this one is movies)
The Usual Suspects
Super Troopers (Broken Lizard in general)
Most kinds of music, but I appreciate a good lyric
and more, but that's enough for now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
5. Dreams (aka REM Sleep)
I'm a smartass.
But seriously, MacGyver. I'm pretty sure that makes me win.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. I'm ridiculously smart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have a typical Friday night, usually I head home
from work and see what's up for that weekend. I like to party, but
I don't do it often. Usually when I hang out with friends we end up
playing board games or video games or cards, and having a great
time. We also have a couple drinks or smoke a few bowls, but nobody
really gets all liquored up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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anything someone asks. I like making people happy, not bored.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This was already too long. It should say, "You should message me."
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