Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

ldf77

32 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty awesome and you should get to know me. Feel free to ask me anything at all and I promise to answer honestly, not that my promise here will matter if you don't already trust me. I'm more of a listener than a speaker. I like to make people happy. I'm better at writing about things or others than about myself. Places too. In high school I thought I was the only person like me, but after moving to a bigger place I learned I was wrong.

(random rant) The Which Woman of the X-Men is Right For You? Test questions are way better than the okcupid questions, and not just because the okcupid questions just asked if I was a smoker or a jealous serial killer

Someone asked what makes me awesome, so I'm adding my response here, and I'll probably add more later if I feel like it:

Here are a few things about me that make me awesome:

When I reached an age/maturity level where I really understood that life isn't fair, that was further incentive for me to be fair in all my doings, rather than an excuse to be unfair.

I try to be a good person.

I want a raccoon. I want to teach it to ride around on my shoulder and fetch things for me.

If I had access to the Force, I'd totally use it to fuck with people. Like if I were on the freeway and someone in front of me had a refrigerator in the back of their truck, I'd totally use the Force to move it out of their truck and set it on the side of the road.

I don't intentionally hurt people's feelings, no matter how much I may dislike them.

I genuinely like to read.

I'm polite; saying "please" or "thank you" are commonplace to me, instead of rarities.

I started working professionally when I was 16 (was forced to work at home for about 8 years before that) and have been regularly employed since then, other than a few brief periods between jobs.

Other people have often called me awesome more seriously than I refer to myself as awesome, however since this introduction is textual, the tone in my voice doesn't always carry through very well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working 40+ hours a week, spending time with my family and trying to sleep despite my chronic insomnia.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being awesome. Not just awesome, but the most awesome. You're missing out not knowing me.

Also, math and sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't speak for other people, but when I see my reflection I'm like, "Who is that awesome dude?" then I'm like, "Oh, yeah, it's me. Badass." That badass is 3 syllables. The third is a nod. Sorta.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll let you decide which are books/movies/shows/music/food
Kurt Vonnegut
Chuck Palahniuk
Metallica
Robert Heinlein
the Ishmael series
Star Wars
the Coen brothers
Bach
They Might Be Giants
Stephen King
Dan Brown
Allen Jackson
celery
Kevin Smith
Princess Bride
Mercedes Lackey
alfredo lasagna (I'm not sure if this is a real thing or if we just made it up, but it was delicious)
Comic Books (here's your hint, this one is movies)
Supernatural
pasta
Beethoven
House
Weird Al
Dexter
Orgazmo
The Usual Suspects
Poolhall Junkies
Carrots
Mozart
Super Troopers (Broken Lizard in general)
ACDC
Princess Bride
Joss Whedon
Most kinds of music, but I appreciate a good lyric
and more, but that's enough for now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Air
2. Food
3. Water
4. Sleep
5. Dreams (aka REM Sleep)
6. Life

I'm a smartass.

But seriously, MacGyver. I'm pretty sure that makes me win.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. I'm ridiculously smart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have a typical Friday night, usually I head home from work and see what's up for that weekend. I like to party, but I don't do it often. Usually when I hang out with friends we end up playing board games or video games or cards, and having a great time. We also have a couple drinks or smoke a few bowls, but nobody really gets all liquored up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
anything someone asks. I like making people happy, not bored.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This was already too long. It should say, "You should message me."