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26 Glasgow, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 9
5' 5" (1.66m)
Body Type
A little extra
Dropped out of Two-year college
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A pregnant baboon bellied space monkey. Slobbing in the morning, followed by slobbing in the afternoon, then a bit of a snooze before the main evening's slob. A disgrace to the species.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Burger flipping, meat smoking and chip frying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Moisturising. Swearing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My angry wee face and my sarcastic voice, no doubt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a Kindle but I really don't read as much as I should. I've been reading On The Road for months now.

Movies filmed in the 80s set in the future. Think The Running Man, Total Recall and Runaway. Runaway is super important.

Biggest It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia fan you might meet. I'm good with the trivia. Try me.

I'm a vinyl fan...own a lot of Roxy Music and Paul McCartney. Currently enjoying Nathaniel Rateliff, John Grant, Lord Huron, Songhoy Blues, Father John Misty, Future Islands etc etc etc !

Food - meat and bread. Deal wit' it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't like this section. Whatever I write I'm going to sound like an asshole.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. Dogs. The Nightman Cometh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely working, then a couple of pints and hoping I ain't in early on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Crocs.
You should message me if
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Oh, I don't know...if you want to, I suppose? If you liked/agreed with at least one thing on my profile...? Are these the sorts of things I should be writing here?