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37 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:00pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I have a retired champion show cat and a pretty dry sense of humor. I smile more with my eyes than my mouth and I'd much rather sit at a bar than at a table. I've lived everywhere from Rhode Island to Texas to France and I can't stand wearing hats. I've had my nose broken three times and they're all good stories. I'm a voracious reader and I love the cold and rainy weather.

If it was actually feasible, I'd travel by train everywhere.
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing up my undergrad in anthropology (better late than never, right? No, I don't get a bullwhip when I graduate unfortunately) and grabbing a second BA in English along with it. Reevaluating the future and it might involve me becoming a teacher.

Tending bar to pay the bills. It kinda fills my quota of hectic bar time, so when I do go out, I prefer low key.
I’m really good at
Waking up a lot earlier than I need to. Even after getting home from work at 1am, my body still thinks it needs to get going at 8am for some reason.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look much younger than I am. Singular dimple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm just going to make lists instead of trying to be witty and/or charming here.

Authors: Kingsley Amis, Flannery O'Connor, Jacques Sternberg, H.P. Lovecraft, Chester Himes, Mark Kurlansky, Zora Neal Hurston, Jim Thompson, Graham Greene, Clifford Geertz, David Goodis, Alain Fournier, Kobo Abe, William Faulkner, Dashiell Hammett, Edward Gorey, Michael Ende, Masamune Shirow

Movies: The Thin Man, Only God Forgives, Breathless, Princess Mononoke, Yojimbo, Bladerunner, Labyrinth, Kiss Me Deadly, Brick, Aguirre: The Wrath Of God, Legend, Do The Right Thing, Kikujiro, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Legend, Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance, Once Upon A Time In The West, Stardust, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Willow, Hausu, Mystery Train, Clue, The Man Who Fell To Earth, Bob le Flambeur, Le Trou, Something Wild

Shows: Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Fringe, Happy Endings, Battlestar Galactica, Bob's Burgers, Masterpiece Classics, Globe Trekker, Le Petit Journal, Game Of Thrones, Pushing Daisies, Doctor Who, Wonderfalls

Music: Roxy Music, I Break Horses, Kate Bush, Nation Of Ulysses, Lush, School Of Seven Bells, Bestial Mouths, Serge/Charlotte Gainsbourg, Sarah Records in general, The Raveonettes, CHVRCHES, Ghostface, The Smiths, Yelle, Belle & Sebastian, The Sugarcubes, Cocteau Twins, Smoke Fairies, Slowdive, Scott Walker, Pentangle, Françoiz Breut, Cœur de Pirate, GZA, The Jesus & Mary Chain, New Order, and much, much more. I was one of those record store guys for 8 years.

Food: Pretty much anything unless it involves mushrooms, broccoli, or cauliflower. Seriously. I've had horse in France and ate whelk like they were popcorn. I love trying new things. Great food is one of the best things in life.
The six things I could never do without
Shelves full of books and movies.
My two cats.
Food carts.
My café racer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Studying. Out for drinks and dinner. In with take-out and a movie. Reading in bed at 9pm. Bars on the weekends are amateur hour and best avoided.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My Grandmother's maiden name was Smucker. Yes, those Smuckers. Yes, I'm closely related. No, I'm not the heir to a jelly dynasty.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if want to go on adventures, ride motorcycles, cook, get gluttonous at all the great restaurants around town, do crosswords over brunch, let me practice my rapidly rusting French, or you're just generally awesome.