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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat), Ukrainian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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The finance profession keeps me busy by day and many hobbies and sports occupy the rest of the time. I'm not a master at any one, but I sure do enjoy all of them. I'm finally done with school; presently pursuing my CPA. I spend my precious free time playing a bit of soccer and catching up with friends.

As far as personality goes, I don't think anyone would say I'm short on character.
What I’m doing with my life
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Accumulating skills and catching up on all the knowledge gaps CUNY education afforded me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In no particular order: cycling, driving, Microsoft excel, logistics, and sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Normal male.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Fountainhead, The Road to Monticello
Movies: Groundhog Day, Avatar, Pride and Prejudice, Dirty Dancing, Freedom Writers, Last Night
TV Shows: Game of Thrones, House of Cards, House, Lie to Me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, logic, knowledge, food, exercise, and music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Solutions to unstructured problems.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either looking forward to a quite evening at home or calling up my best bud to figure out the plan for the night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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An incident from a few months ago...
Have you ever left your home in one pair of pants and without any premeditation ended up going home in another unfamiliar pair? When I decided to sit down today at work in the middle of the day, my pants said, "No! I've had enough! This is the last time you feel my sensual touch of perfect polyester-wool blend on your skin. I will no longer serve to make your ass look great. I will no longer hang at your knees waiting unnecessarily because you decided to finish an article instead of wiping your ass and getting back to work. Today, today I fight back! Good luck getting out of this one!" It's a long speech, but I heard it all in that moment of the rip. I wouldn't call it a rip. It was more of a rapture. I discovered that being caught in the middle of the office with my ass out is the adult equivalent of being called to the front of the class as a teenager when you have a boner: thinking of dead pigs then was the solution most of the time, but I found it at best a poor distraction in this scenario. My ass is out, I'm at work. I have a meeting in 15 minutes with management. What do you do? The first thing is sending an email to your boss that reads, "Subject: Pants emergency" Body "be back ASAP". He replied with, "No worries". Somehow those were the most soothing words I could hear. It made me feel like I wasn't alone, like someone there understands what I'm going through. Fortunately I wasn't too far from my jacket, but the jacket wasn't long enough to cover my exposed unshaved legs so I had to improvise, I channeled my youth and wrapped the sleeves around my waist like a cool late-80s kid. I strolled out of the office like one too.
You should message me if
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Someone ever told you that you have a personality.
You enjoy having layered conversations.
Definitely message me if you know the meaning of life.
And even if you don't qualify for any of these, but still think that I might be interested...that's right...just do it.