Danny grew up in the jungles of Venezuela, amidst waterfalls, fried corn cakes, and baboons. He was raised there until he was 8, whereupon he was taken to a region where bulletproof vests were not highly-recommended vestiges. In America he learned French. He also kindled an interest presentations of all forms: comedy, magic, dance, puppet, piano, and radio. He went to Brown University, majored in East Asian Studies, and began working at Google in 2006. Several people who have interacted with him have declared the following:
"Danny Hausmann is a genius."
"Do not believe his lies."
"If you step on his foot, he will hit you."