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beeez_kneeez

36 M Bunaken, Indonesia

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First of all...Why isn't Jive listed as a language spoken? OKC, I smell a lawsuit...
What I’m doing with my life
Me, me, me. I am so tired of being such a good listener; now I get to talk about myself. Finally...

Me: Self-employed [social] entrepreneur running my own tech consultant/training biz • love what I do • love San Francisco • intrepid traveler • pretty funny • pretty deep • see live music • cooking • hiking/biking/snow • conversating • doing nothing • doing stuff • listening intently about your day.

Lecturer at a few of the local Universities; started a nonprofit that teaches older adults the wonders of all things tech; do web and graphic design and fix sick computers - but mostly preventing rogue Nigerians from corrupting my father's bank account.

I am a big traveler (46 countries with numero 47 this summer) and would love a partner who loves to travel as much as I do, day trips, international or otherwise. And Indonesia/Sulawesi/Komodo/Tokyo for some diving are coming up this summer.

Although from NY, SF is my home, and although raised Jewish, don't practice and tend to lean toward universal nothing/everything-ness.

And I am now working on developing an app to reduce parking tickets for the entire planet.

And I frequently start sentences with the word And.
I’m really good at
really bad/good puns
telling you you're right
juggling
brewing beer (although I like vodka and scotch best)
talking to animals
fixing and teaching tech
most yoga poses
scottish accent
absolutely nothing else
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors::Tom Robbins, Vonnegut, Nick hornby, Gary Shtynegart, The Lord, Middlesex, 100 years of solitude, kiterunner, dave eggers, fountainhead, henry miller. Currently reading Huck Finn and Dante's Inferno...and a book about app development.

Music::Rock and/or Roll, black keys, white stripes, tame Impala, cage the elephant, heartless bastards, modest mouse, Zeppelin, clap your hands, T Rex, Conway Twitty, morcheeba, Portishead, massive attack, Christian rock.

Movies::Wes Anderson, Todd Solondz, Coen Bros, PT Anderson, zucker brothers, etc. Love a good documentary.

TV::don't have cable but Netflix and the power of creative tech allows for watching of the usual suspects: breaking bad, Archer, mad men, walking dead, family guy, Maude reruns.

Food and drink:: Healthy and conscious eater, but still a foodie (god I hate that word) and animal free. Love scotch, sake, make beer, drink coffee recreationally.
The six things I could never do without
Somehow this question eludes me as I hope "never to do without" anything and hope to be able to adapt when the Zombie Apocalypse goes down. But I understand the question is to get to know where one's impulses lie.

So here are some potentially ironic responses that may or may not be true:

cheese
my bible
extra bullets
my methadone
money. lots and lots of it.
my ability to count to six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Will my car fit in that spot?
What if Jimi Hendrix were still alive today?
Unicorns and kittens
My father's role in the Nigerian economy (you thought that was a joke)

Work (that's the truthiest of all these statements, actually)
On a typical Friday night I am
Darning my socks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate travel, dogs and Breaking Bad.

(Just joshin', these are things I love, in fact!)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're an easy-on-the-eyes, easygoing, sweet, sensitive, soulful, positive, humble, impassioned, liberal, funny, somewhat dark, edgy woman who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the...

And please refrain from sending me lewd pics of you doing things to stuff, ok? Sheesh...