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26 M Harrisburg, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:53pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just another 20-something trying to stay un-homeless.

I would love to meet people from around the Harrisburg-ish area for dates, companionship, friendship, whatever. If you're looking for those sorts of relationships (or more, if the Gods will it), definitely shoot me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
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Drinking lots of coffee, eating vietnamese food, working for The Man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...and/or getting better at:

- singing.
- sewing.
- cooking.
- karaoke-ing.
- photographing.
- people watching.
- protesting.
- having bad handwriting.
- having a good heart.
The first things people usually notice about me
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-I walk really fast most of the time. That's pretty noticeable, assuming I'm in motion when I first meet someone.
- I always pay attention to my surroundings, which makes people who first meet me think that I'm not interested in them or what they have to say. If I don't look you square in the eye for the entire duration of your story, it's not because I'm not paying attention - I just really can't block out everything around me while you tell it. Go ahead, give me a quiz on your story afterwards. But you'll thank me when I save you from a bomb I saw someone place on the bench next to us.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some of my more recent reads: Mississippi Sissy by Kevin Sessums, Adverbs by Daniel Handler, Postcards by Annie Proulx, Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer, No One Belongs Here More Than You. by Miranda July, and Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris.

Casablanca, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Polyester (or really anything by John Waters, especially starring Divine), The New World, Sordid Lives, Unbreakable, Drop Dead Gorgeous, A Christmas Story, To Wong Fu.

Recently: Crystal Castles, Donna Summer, Lana Del Rey, Kid Sister, Fennesz, Hot Chip, Roxy Cottontail, Tame Impala, Scissor Sisters, Azealia Banks, Avicii, Shiny Toy Guns, Eternal Summers, Camera Obscura, Telepopmusik, anything Annie Lennox, Grouper, Lucinda Williams.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Rolaids
- my imagination
- (relative) freedom
- tomorrow
- the will to live
- sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...the big picture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...probably working, and then trying to salvage whatever is left of the night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ehh, I'm an onion. Peel back my layers, baby.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Or, if you know the inspiration for my screenname.