Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I like people places and things"
After talking a lotta shit about OkC I'm re-making one.
I'm an artist who just spent my savings to move to the eastcoast
and live in a bed and breakfast attempting to follow my
I work at a graphic designer in the Baltimore Area.
I'm from Grand Rapids, MI aka the beer city. I like adventure.
Adventure is the way to my heart (and probably into my pants if I'm
I run away a lot. I like cats more than the average. I like whiskey
more than the average. I'm a proud feminist. I take a lot of
selfies. My hair does weird things I can't control, like turn pink
when I didn't dye it pink. I put my all in everything I do.
Cuddling is my favorite hobby. I don't do sports, at all. I don't
understand them. I have 4 tattoos including a jailhouse tattoo I'm
happy I didn't get infected, and some piercings. I kitten twitch in
my sleep. I fall a lot. I've sprained both of my ankles more than
once, always in the dumbest least cool ways possible.
I'm looking for new friends in Baltimore.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Picking things up with my toes
-Getting attached to other people's pets
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Boobs, always. Then probably eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Virgin suicides, the bell jar, series of unfortunate events books,
the hunger games trilogy, middlesex, media is the massage, full
frontal feminism, fear and loathing in Las Vegas, damn good advice
for people with talent, and probably more I can't think of.
Breaking bad, freaks and geeks, American horror story, skins (UK
only fuck the other one), wilfred, new girl, cops, superjail,
american dad, south park, angry beavers, solitary, game of thrones,
and any and all reality shows.
Rice, pizza, cottage cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First and foremost I do not want to be a third to your whatever. So
don't message me if that's what you're interested in.
If you're gonna be sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic,
misogynistic, etc. Don't bother.
Also you should know I do judge you based on your screen name. Like
Queer girls come be friends with me!
~~~~~~~ Cuddlers only ~~~~~~~
Who are you looking for?
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