34 Calgary, Alberta, CA
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My self-summary
I just moved back to Canada from New York City. So I'm bored, feeling like a leper, and trying to figure out the social scene in Cowtown. I'm a hopeless romantic looking for someone with a vicious wit to match my own.
What I’m doing with my life
Working towards moving to the big city...
I’m really good at
advanced calculus and slopping food on myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
boobs?... no. probably sense of style and dry sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Oscar Wilde. Roald Dahl.
Movies: Breakfast at Tiffany's. Boogie Nights. Doctor Zhivago. True Lies.
Food: Dogs and babies.
The six things I could never do without
I feel like 6 is a lot. I don't think I'm dependant on anything enough to say I couldn't "live without it". Maybe ketchup. I like ketchup.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Boobs? Quite frankly "boobs" could be an acceptable answer to half these questions really.
Ok. I'll stop and really answer this question....... Uhhhhhh.....My A.D.D is much too severe to think about anything for long periods of time. NEXT.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lamenting the fact I have to always work Saturdays but going out anyways.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a LARPer.... Kidding! .... No, really, I'm not a larper....
You should message me if
You can spell, are difficult to offend and mildly elitist.