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leashiepoo

32 F Calgary, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I just moved back to Canada from New York City. So I'm bored, feeling like a leper, and trying to figure out the social scene in Cowtown. I'm a hopeless romantic looking for someone with a vicious wit to match my own.
What I’m doing with my life
Working towards moving to the big city...
I’m really good at
advanced calculus and slopping food on myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
boobs?... no. probably sense of style and dry sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Oscar Wilde. Roald Dahl.
Movies: Breakfast at Tiffany's. Boogie Nights. Doctor Zhivago. True Lies.
Food: Dogs and babies.
The six things I could never do without
I feel like 6 is a lot. I don't think I'm dependant on anything enough to say I couldn't "live without it". Maybe ketchup. I like ketchup.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Boobs? Quite frankly "boobs" could be an acceptable answer to half these questions really.
Ok. I'll stop and really answer this question....... Uhhhhhh.....My A.D.D is much too severe to think about anything for long periods of time. NEXT.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lamenting the fact I have to always work Saturdays but going out anyways.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a LARPer.... Kidding! .... No, really, I'm not a larper....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 20–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You can spell, are difficult to offend and mildly elitist.