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33 Calgary, Alberta, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:09pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved back to Canada from New York City. So I'm bored, feeling like a leper, and trying to figure out the social scene in Cowtown. I'm a hopeless romantic looking for someone with a vicious wit to match my own.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working towards moving to the big city...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
advanced calculus and slopping food on myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
boobs?... no. probably sense of style and dry sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Oscar Wilde. Roald Dahl.
Movies: Breakfast at Tiffany's. Boogie Nights. Doctor Zhivago. True Lies.
Food: Dogs and babies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I feel like 6 is a lot. I don't think I'm dependant on anything enough to say I couldn't "live without it". Maybe ketchup. I like ketchup.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Boobs? Quite frankly "boobs" could be an acceptable answer to half these questions really.
Ok. I'll stop and really answer this question....... Uhhhhhh.....My A.D.D is much too severe to think about anything for long periods of time. NEXT.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lamenting the fact I have to always work Saturdays but going out anyways.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a LARPer.... Kidding! .... No, really, I'm not a larper....
You should message me if
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You can spell, are difficult to offend and mildly elitist.