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32 Richmond, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:01pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
At this point in my life, I'm selfishly indulging my lifelong dream of doing nothing but traveling. Richmond is my home, so I stop here between trips to see my family, rest, eat burgers, and all that other wholesome American stuff. I've spent roughly three quarters of the past 2 years out of the country. While that means I'm a singularly lucky dude, and that my stories are Dos Equis level awesome, it does make it hard to meet (and maintain) relationships here in the 804. That being said, I'll never turn down a good conversation, a new friend, or someone impulsive enough to let me book a trip for 2 to Bora Bora two days in advance.

Here are the kind of people I want to meet:
A. Nerds. As in, people that love knowledge, as well as its applications (Trivial Pursuit, basically). A tip of the hat to anybody that likes the show QI, reads biographies, or spends inordinate amounts of time on Sporcle, trying to remember the capital of the Seychelles.

B. Philosophers. The darkness encroaches! Let's talk around it in a completely useless and subjective manner. I can do a pretty good English accent, if that helps.

C. Lunatics. Sanity is a hideous illusion. Everyone's really just looking for someone to share their personal brand of crazy with. We could do it right now. You first.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cheating, really. I was able to figure out a way to be able to travel freely and live with almost no responsibilities. I mean I had some help (American, White, Male... Thanks Universe)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blending in. Being intimidating. Making Bruschetta. Alliteration.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My default facial expression is, I've been told, one of anger or contempt. "Resting Bitch Face" a lesser person might call it. In actuality, I'm a soft, marshmallowy kind of dude, probably thinking of a turtle on a skateboard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite songs as of press time:

Dance Yrself Clean - LCD Soundsystem
Careful You - TV On the Radio
In Your Nature (David Lynch) - Zola Jesus
Long Way Home - Tom Waits

I wanted to put five, but the fifth was too pretentious even for me.

If you haven't tried Indonesian food, you should go for it. Beef Rendang is "dope"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Soy Sauce, Diet Mountain Dew, Sigur Ros, Vindaloo, podcasts, the total lack of travel restrictions enjoyed by Americans.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to say 'thank you' in Khmer. What tattoo(s) I could pull off. How many days is it "ok" to go without talking to anyone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I don't have someone to hang with, I'm probably mulling over which restaurant I can table-for-one with the least social stigma (They're all tied for last place).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite Dashboard song is 'Vindicated'
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're easy going, like to drink, like to chill, don't judge and don't care.