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leastcoast

33 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's something oddly hopeful about reaching out into the darkness of the internet and hoping to pull back a friend. It's like that scene in Indiana Jones where he reaches into the crevice full of bugs, grasping at some unseen lever. It's a terrible idea, but maybe it isn't?

This place, as in real life, offers little reward for honesty - so, in the interest of being opaque, I will include one lie for every 2 pieces of truth. It's like the recipe for a good Gin and Tonic: two parts life-giving elixir, one part liquid courage.

Me:
I was once chased by a wild boar while climbing Mt. Kobe in Japan, while vacationing with a Kenyan friend.
I used to edit screenplays for a movie company that targeted an African-American audience.
I once spent the night snuggling a homeless man under a park bench in Barcelona.

You:
Want to set all of your belongings on fire and run screaming into the cold stare of central Asia.
Are pretty sure that you could beat the shit of most of those little Richmond hipster boys.
Crave that power from Meteor Man where you can touch a book and absorb all of its knowledge.

I want, in descending order of likeliness:
Someone interesting to talk to.
Someone interesting to travel with.
Someone interesting to undress.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for the perfect city to live in (El Dorado, Arcadia, the lost continet of Lemuria etc)
Compiling a list of the world's baddest-assed tattoos to one day cover myself in, once everyone stops looking.
Being desirous of a passionate person onto whom I can attach myself, like a sharkless Remora.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blending in. Being intimidating. Making Bruschetta. Alliteration.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A glower and broad shoulders. Is he a cop?
Blue, twinkling eyes. Is he making fun of me?
Black shirt and khaki pants. Is he a Louis CK cosplayer?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Arturo Perez-Reverte, Umberto Eco, Theodor Geisel

Life Aquatic, Big Lebowski, Bio-Dome

Sigur Ros, Handel, Dashboard Confessional

Nasi Campur, Bulgogi, Mini Muffins
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Soy Sauce
Diet Mountain Dew
Yellowtail and Scallion maki
American passport
Solitude
Headphones
Boxer-Briefs
Gold Bond Medicated Powder
Hair Clippers

*I list nine because of the central conceit of this profile (see above)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What creatures lurk beneath the surface?
Did she just look at me?
Wait, where am I?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie alone.
Watching a movie with someone.
Bothering you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got caught stealing caramels from a Swiss chocolatier.
I've never benched more than 215
I think China has the worst food in Asia
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're drunk.
You want to trade secrets.
You want to arm-wrestle.