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leastcoast

32 M Richmond, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm constantly travelling, but Richmond is my base and home. I'm here looking for new friends, travel companions, and maybe something more, but we'll deal with that as it comes, yes?

Here are the kind of people I want to meet:
A. Nerds. As in, people that love knowledge, as well as its applications (Trivial Pursuit, basically). E-High Fives to anybody that likes the show QI, reads biographies, or spends inordinate amounts of time on Sporcle, trying to remember the capital of the Seychelles.

B. Philosophers. The darkness encroaches! Let's talk around it in a completely useless and subjective manner. I can do a pretty good English accent, if that helps.

C. Lunatics. The kind of people who through raucous riotorgies while listening to Gogol Bordello. I love crazy people, and I'm not afraid of the occasional black eye.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Quit a soul-leeching job in finance after saving up enough to fund my life-long quest to travel aimlessly and look at interesting things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a mockery of anything you might hold dear. Learning languages. Answering questions about ancient mythologies. Dividing the world's populace into distinct camps, one of which despises me, and the other falls in love with me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't smile a lot in public. People usually think I'm a bouncer or something. Then I show them my collection of tear-stained Elizabethan sonnets and they laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sigur Ros is the the best. Although I'm not sure it can accurately be described merely as music. Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, the Sea and Cake, and Bright Eyes are tied for second.

The Big Lebowksi is the best movie, with all other Coen Brothers movies tied for second. Except for the Hudsucker Proxy, that one sucked. Life Aquatic comes in third.

I like club sandwiches, and Japanese food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Soy Sauce, Diet Mountain Dew, Sigur Ros, misplaced faith in humanity, emotional vampirism, Q-Tips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Places I wished I lived, or could visit. Girls I wish I could get to like me, or see naked. Taking up ineffective martial arts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking, or watching a movie about a Serbian lesbian awakening, or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite Dashboard song is 'Vindicated'
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're easy going, like to drink, like to chill, don't judge and don't care.