I'm disappointed when people say they're interested in finding someone that "doesn't play games". How will they ever be able to enjoy a friendly round of Apples to Apples?

I have Andy Kaufman's sense of humor, and a lot of the time I feel like Yossarian. I don't know what me saying either of those is supposed to mean. Neighborly nerd, moderate marxist, hip hop hipster.

When I was little I wanted to grow up to be Batman or an airplane... neither of those really panned out. I got a BS in behavioral psychology with coursework in poli sci and comp sci from the College of Charleston back in 2011.

I'm moving out to Austin to start a sort of dream job on June 3rd, driving out there as soon as possible (when/if I find a sublet on craigslist that suits my needs). I tend to be a workaholic, outside of that I read, watch movies, play video games, make music, travel, and go out to bars; normal stuffs.

Swimming out into the ocean further than you. It's peaceful out there. (eesh, it's going to be a little weird being in Austin and so far away from the ocean... it'll be the first time in my life living more than 30 mins from the beach. maybe i can make up for it with kayaking on the river?)

I can sing and play the guitar pretty well; if you're American I'll try to be your idol, at least in the car. I'm also a champion at Connect 4.

invariably stupendous charm and wit of course

Authors instead of books : Orson Scott Card, George R.R. Martin, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Joseph Heller, Isaac Asimov, Douglas Adams, Aldous Huxley, Oscar Wilde, Philip K. Dick, Tolkein, Herbert, not Ayn Rand

Movies : Nolan series Batmans, TMNT 2, Watchmen, Brick, Primer, Waking Life, anything Wes Anderson, anything Tarantino, Syriana, The Wackness, City of God, Catch Me If You Can, The Host, Annie Hall, Sin City, The Departed, Tombstone, The Prestige, Gomorrah, No Country For Old Men, Fargo, heist/crime/spy movies

Shows : Jericho, Arrested Dev, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Misfits, The IT Crowd, Better Off Ted, Doc Who, BBC's Sherlock, Whose Line Is It Anyways?, The Office (UK and Murkan), Girls

Music : balkans, Earl Sweatshirt, Death Cab, Everything Everything, Born Ruffians, Brand New, Big Boi, Wavves, Darwin Deez, The Wombats, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Bahamas, The XX, Postal Service, Oberhofer, Yellow Ostrich, Phoenix, Vampire Weekend

I'm not as obnoxious of a hipster as the above preferences suggest.

Food : azn (all of it, indian, thai, korean, filipino, japanese, vietnamese), italian, and seafood are my favorites, both to eat and to cook.

new things to learn or read
living near water
chuckles
alone time
oxford commas
gitfiddle

various industrial complexes, crime, language, politics, human and animal behavior, inequality, education reform, economics. where to go on my next trip. what book to read next. overthinking some article I read on r/worldnews or r/technology. reflecting on life decisions, either past or future. various things that don't make any sense, or things that make sense to me that don't make sense to others. how to fix things. why things aren't already fixed.

playing pool and drinking too much at a bar, staying in and watching a movie or reading, or sleeping the night away because the work week has worn me down. (or just because I really really enjoy sleeping... if you haven't noticed yet, I also really enjoy alliteration)

In 2006 I won Time magazine's person of the year award.

I lied about my height on here, I'm actually 6'0 and a half inch, BUHZAM.

I think the Big Bang Theory is absolutely awful, and I'm not really a fan of David Sedaris.

I'm an ISTP bordering on not giving a shit because Myers-Briggs (although not nearly on the same level as astrology) is a pseudoscience. Ish entertaining dough.

I'm obviously bad at choosing one thing.

you're intelligent, you have a good sense of humour, you don't mind someone that occasionally spells things in the style of the queen, being attractive doesn't hurt, nor does having an awesome taste in books, music, and movies, or liking games of all kinds.

you want to show someone new to Austin around town. srsly gonna needs frands.

o se ti vuoi parlare Italiano con me...

ou Francais, qui travaille aussi...