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My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm in a very serious, long term relationship. I joined this site #1 to take the tests and #2, to meet new friends. Notice how neither of these have anything to do with you messaging me about nothing, and trying to get in my pants.

About 85% of every person I see or meet has something about them that really pisses me off.

I should also warn you that I can be a very jealous and mildly possessive person. But in the same breath, I'm not controlling. I might be upset at you, but I won't force you to change what you're doing or who you're with.

I'm really not that nice of a person.
And that upsets me a lot.

I act cynical and bitter. But I'm not. Not really.

Sarcasm is my comfort humor. It's the only thing that makes me think I'm amusing.

I'm not a funny person. I don't care that you think I am.

I have a problem with not giving immediate forgiveness.

I don't think I deserve anything I have.

Intellectuals make me angry because they think they're so much better than everyone else.

I enjoy a real conversation over sex any day.

I have a biting and bondage fetish.

I don't have a real stance on abortion or evolution.

I used to be a very strong Christian. Then I thought about it.
But I still love Jesus. He's awesome.

I hate going to parties and I hate being social...but I always go to them anyway.

I've never really had many friends in my entire life, and I've gotten to the point where I'm okay with that.

I want to be a Suicide Girl or a Victoria's Secret model.

It's very rare that I actually think I look good.

When I call myself fat, I mean it.

I wish I could weigh 130 pounds and not look anorexic. My large bones prevent it.

Even if I weigh as little as I'd like, I will never EVER wear a bikini.

Fat girls in bikinis and thongs make me want to vomit.

I've never drank and gotten drunk. But that's because I just don't want to.

It makes me sad how old I feel...and how old I've felt my entire life.

I hate standing in line.

Teenagers make me furious. Their parents should have raised them better.

I was spanked as a child and I turned out better than most of the people I know. And yes, I will also spank my children. I believe that a swat on the ass as a discipline tool is okay. But when it is used in anger, then it becomes abuse.

Our nation is falling into pieces, but no one will ever do anything about it.

All of the old people in charge need to die so we can revamp our laws.

I love metal music, but metal heads scare me.

I'm also a geek and a nerd...and I love video games.

I read The Zombie Survival Guide because if it actually happens, I'm going to be one of the few that was ready for it.

I sleep with a silver cross under my pillow and a wooden cross in my window. I fully believe that I'm keeping the vampires out of my room with it.

Fuck high school. I hated it. "The best four years of my life" my ASS. If high school is "the best" time of my life, then I have nothing else to live for and I should have killed myself right after commencement.

My parents argue about really stupid things. And they always have.

And my mom says bad things at bad times.
She embarrasses me when she speaks too loud in public places and when she's on her cellphone.
And I guess I’m afraid of doing the same thing.

Taking naked pictures of myself is exciting.

I don’t think that getting paid to have someone record you while you’re having sex sounds too bad. I actually might do it if I wasn’t so outrageously huge.

I hate my body more than anything else.

I want to chop off my hair because I want a change. And I want to finally be past that childish stage and on to something new.

Being called childish or immature is the quickest way to piss me off. This usually goes hand-in-hand with someone from an older generation bitching about how "We had books in my day. AND we could read them!" Really? Congratulations! No one cares. You're all dying and sucking away our social security. Most of you are racist and too religious. You're the type of person that won't vote for Obama because he's 1) black and 2 you foolishly think he's Muslim. Before slamming down the younger generation, look at how fucked up your own is.

And speaking of Obama. If you think he is 1) the anti-Christ or 2) the new Hitler, you can go fuck yourself. I have no desire to speak with you about anything at all. Ever.

I'll say "I'm sorry" right now. It'll save us time later on.

I can’t love my enemy as myself. When that happens, people start to take advantage of you.

I’m always under appreciated, understated or misunderstood.

I have this constant feeling that no one really listens to me when I speak.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm currently going to school for interior design. And honestly, I'm rather good at it.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Reading people, creating interiors, matching colours, fabrics and finishes, painting. Poetry.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My eyes.

My chest.

My hips, followed by my ass.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Alvin Maker series, The Vampire Chronicles

Movies: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Back to the Future trilogy, Indiana Jones trilogy, V for Vendetta, Hook, 300, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Fern Gully, Beauty and the Beast, Serenity and any type of "mind fuck" movie

Music: Anything but country.

Food: Carbs. I love my carbs. :)

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. Colour
2. Words
3. Creation
4. Love
5. Sex
6. Faith in something or someone

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

How fucked up our world has become...and I still haven't come up with a way of fixing it.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Doing a huge project that's probably due on Monday. Or nothing.

Or, if my boyfriend is home, I'm with him.

I'm really boring. I promise that I am.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I'm an accident waiting to happen.

Looking at the results over there ---> for users that are similar to me, make me feel a LOT better about myself.

And I love musical soundtracks. They make up at least half of my music collection.

"Fuck" is my favourite word, followed by "thus," and "absurd."

Oh, there are also no pictures of me smiling because when I smile, my eyes get super squinty and I just look absurd.

You should message me if Propose an edit

If you still want to message me after I've told you my flaws, then you are a rare person indeed. I'll tell you the good things about me now.

I love to laugh. All the time, if I can.

Singing and theatre is my passion and joy.

I will shower devotion upon you if we're in a relationship.

I love to compliment people all the time. Usually on a daily basis.

I find beauty in both men and women. That's all I'm going to say about that.

Making out is my favourite thing. And cuddling. I also love holding hands and being close.

I love most male activities that DON'T involve sports.

I'm ready to go in 30 minutes. This includes a shower, fully doing my hair, and fully doing my make-up.

I love history. I love knowing where we've been, and where we're going.

Do NOT talk to me about politics or religion. I don't want to talk about them. If I want to talk about it, I WILL BRING IT UP. That is all.

I don't take life seriously, and neither should you.

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