Oh hello there ladies. Do you come here often? of course you do. How could you stay away, im beautiful. To save you some time, I already know im drop dead god damn gorgeous, but thank you. Ah yes well as i sit here typing dressed in my football uniform waxing my surfboard surrounded by cia asking for help on solving Americas problems all while in the room with my hundreds of quadrillions of moneys and lifting weights i think maybe i should grace some people on this website with my presence. I heard that once i joined the servers have crashed three times because of the heavy traffic of women swooning over how drop dead gorgeous i am so fret not if you too fell in love with me.

I'm in school studying Political science

Music, i play 8 instruments, so i guess thats pretty good.

how drop dead god damn gorgeous i am

Books: My personal favorite authors are Kurt Vonnegut, Franz Kafka, Oscar Wilde, Abbie Hoffman Jack Kerouac, Hunter S Thompson, and George Orwell (in no order)

Movies: Anything By Kubrick, Altered States, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Easy Rider, Planet of the apes (the original, the rod sterlling one), the Woodstock movie, almost anything with James Cagney, Good fellas, Casino, most things by oliver stone, Almost famous, Nosferatu,IT, Starwars (not the prequels) Black Christmas (1971), The Invisible Man, China Town, lots of others

Shows: Twilight Zone, Whitest Kids U' Know, Walking Dead, House, Scrubs, Southpark, others

Music: Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Velvet Underground, Emerson Lake and Palmer, The Who, Yes, The Rolling Stones, The Beach Boys, Cream, The Doors, B.B. King, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, John Lennon, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Deep Purple, Eric Clapton, Fever Tree, Frank Sinatra, Frank Zappa, Howlin Wolf, Muddy waters, Buddy guy, SRV, John Lee Hooker, Robert Johnson, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Blind Boy Fuller, Rory Gallagher, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Mozart, Beethoven, Liszt, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Mendelssohn, Paganini, Heitfetz, Humble Pie, Bach, Vivaldi, Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Janis Joplin, Canned Heat, Ten Years After, King Crimsons first album, Jon Spencer Blues explosion, Misfits, Leadbelly, Black Flag, The Moody Blues, The Paul Butterfield Blues band, Peter Frampton, Procol Harum, Blind Faith, many many many others

Music, My guitar, my records, the pirate bay, Kubrick Movies, Books

how fucking great i am

being fucking amazing

i was adopted which leaves a high chance that im actually black

You're alive, are and have always been female, you aren't a complete idiot.