Ok..my three words really would be WITTY, FUNNY,LAID BACK, SARCASTIC, INTELLIGENT ...yeah..so I used more than 3 words.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?....He stays up all night wondering if there is a dog. If you didn't laugh at that, you should just move on, cuz its the best i'v got.

Pets have included ...2 dogs, 3 turtles, literally hundreds of fish, a caiman (similar to an alligator), and a 4 foot boa...and some mice, but they didn't last more than a few seeconds.

I really really like the environment, animals, plants...nature in general. I love outdoors activities like fishing and camping, also...guitar but im awful, pool , ping pong , hiking , golf , tennis , rugby , spearfishing , movies , reading

..idk, pretty much anything. I'm totally weird in my own way (just like everyone else).

It amuses me to see people making "small talk" to mask awkward situations...but i'm all for the awkwardness, it's more fun that way. So don't be offended by my bluntness, sarcasm and weird sense of humor.

Long drives with friends r fun. So is the rain...so are thunderstorms.

Congrats if you've read all this stuff..I probably wouldn't...and it's my own profile.

Why are they making these questions so hard? ...but i think a better question is ... What is my life doing with me?
Right now im a senior in university (undergrad)...majoring in biology with minors in chem and geography. Otherwise, I honestly don't know where I am right now but we'll see what happens. Hopefully one day I can save a rainforest or something. I like to give homeless ppl money (but not too much); I think they are really hungry...I would be. I'm not that great of a cook, but I try. If you're a good chef....keep it to yourself. If you're a bad chef please let me know, that way I can feel better about myself. With regards to the previous sentence i'd like to say that I do not have issues with self-esteem or depression. Or do I?

Changing the channels without looking at the remote. It's sort of a life skill that i'v acquired over the years

Fishing....did I mention I like to fish.

Making people think i'm funny even though i'm not.

Observing human behavior and human nature....people are funny.

Hiding my emotions..now that's a lot of fun...cuz you never know when i'll snap. Watch out. (I am clearly not being serious right now. Why would I put that in my profile?)...or am I?

The fact that i'm not smiling. Then the fact that I am smiling. Then the back of my head as I am walking away. I'll tell you this though, I am well liked by children and dogs.

I am also well liked by buffalo wings...oh, wait..its the other way around.

I perfectly fit the description of "genius by birth, slacker by choice".

MOVIES:

*robin hood men in tights
*the fifth element
*kiss of the dragon
*monty python and the holy grail
*man on fire
*role models
*tropic thunder
*the heartbreak kid

BOOKS:

*national geographic magazines
*most sci-fi books
*dune, the butlerian jihad
*dune, the machine crusade
*the saga of seven suns
*a brief history of time
*a short history of nearly everything
*why do men have nipples
*does anything eat wasps
*the god delusion
(I am not an atheist but if you are good for you. And if you are'nt..good for you too).

MUSIC:
I love screamo..bands like

*Alesana,
*Chiodos,
*From Autumn to Ashes,
*The Legion of Doom,
*Saosin.

Softer stuff too..most alternative..
*Incubus,
*GooGoo Dolls,
*Sarah Mclachlan,
*Norah Jones,
*Portishead,
*A Fine Frenzy

Food is good too. I eat anything and i'll try anything at least once. But if I had to choose right now, my fav would be "pho". Its this Vietnamese noodle and beef soup bowl..mmm. Try it.

FOOD:

*chinese
*sushi, sushi, sushi, sushi, sushi
*indian
*italian
*pho
*seafood

the sun
the moon
the earth
time
space
water.....go ahead and say something different....you're lieing and you know it!.

^^---kidding!!...
1. Friends
2. Laughter
3. Fishing..God I love fishing
4. Someone to cuddle with
5. Mom and Dad (very loving and supporting parents)
6. A couple months ago, I would have said my IPOD, but sadly I lost it in a diving accident (no typo here diving..not driving)...sooooo, taking its place will be....idk, I guess I only need 5 things. Unless you count mom and dad as 2

World peace
Ending poverty
Saving the planet

..........................Did I win?

Seriously though, for the past couple of weeks I have been thinking about this.....read on...

I was walking to the bus stop in the rain and there was a guy walking right next to me for only a few seconds. He was either homeless or really poor from what I saw. Anyway, there was a 1 dollar bill on the sidewalk just up ahead.I didn`t see it, but he did. We walked right up to it at the same exact time and he reached down in front of me and picked it up. He looked at me with a big grin on his face...and I said `lucky guy`. He reached into his pocket and gave me 50c. LOL...seriously. I took it.

I`ve been thinking about that.

Either at home or not at home...then i`ll probably be at a bar. If i'm home, i'm watching movies with friends.

When people say "What's up" to me, I often reply..

" spatially or metaphorically moving from a lower to a higher position "
OR
" a direction perpendicular to the horizon in the positive plane of an imaginary Y-axis "

....then they say goodbye. It amuses me.

The voices never stop...they sometimes get quiet, but they never stop.

....also, i've always wanted to drive a green volkswagon beetle with the sun roof open and a hibiscus flower sticking out the a/c vent. I have no clue why though.

....I believe society puts too much pressure on ppl to look like "models". I like thicker women just as much as a thinner one. I think women who look like women and not twigs are really beautiful. I mean..i`d date a tree, but that would be too easy. Honestly,,I don't care much about body type or race/ethnicity....if you're beautiful, you're beautiful.

...I know all the words to mmm bop, by Hanson (disgusting..I know, think about how I feel)

...You skipped everything and came directly to this section.
...You read everything then came to this section.
...You smiled while reading any of the above.
...You gently shoo away bugs that land on you instead of squishing them.
...You believe in global warming
...You want to take me for a ride on ur motorcycle
...You think putting a candle between 2 mirrors = infinite light.
...You want to go for a beer any night of the week. <--seriously, my friends moved and are kinda far away now

But don`t worry, I will always respond to messages. Isn`t it rude not to.