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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 22, 2013
5' 7" (1.70m)
Agnosticism and laughing about it
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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About me:
I'm making the rules up as I go along

Who I'd like to meet:

People that can make me laugh and keep up with me. Anyone who's not afraid of adventures, explosions, deviant behaviour and having their preconceptions challenged.

I am adventurous, honest, and fun
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently lecturing in Music Technology in Gloucestershire, run and DJ an alternative club night called Judder ( once a month, and perform unusual electronic music verging on perfomance art under the name temp0rary (

Previously I ran a record label, performed in my own band and several others for friends in various exotic and seedy locations around the world, hosted my own radio show ( and did a lot of other stuff I need reminding of.

I go to lots of gigs, comedy events, night clubs, picnics, theme parks, art exhibitions and parties.

I have proved you can have fun in a wardrobe in more than one time zone with the right person or people...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking, building robots, making music, DJing, having adventures, getting into trouble, running away laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My double-mohican dinosaur style hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Chuck Palahniuk (top for a reason)
Iain Banks
Will Christoper Baer
Mike McCormack
Helen Walsh
Craig Clevenger
Douglas Coupland
Evan Dorkin
Will Self
Brett Easton Ellis
Martin Millar
Anais Nin
Amy Hempel
Michel Houellbecq
Nick Hornby
Jamie Hewlett / Peter Milligan / Alan Martin
Toby Litt


The best way of understanding my musical tastes is through the club I run, Judder [] and the record company I used to run, Wasp Factory Recordings []. Everything I love is summed up by these two beasts.

Foods? Changes daily, ask me. I've been a vegeatrian for over 20 years, but *enjoy* watching people eat meat. Go figure...

TV: Mythbusters Battlestar Galactica Big Bang Theory and anything with Charlie Brooker or Chris Morris at the controls

Films: My two favouristes are Fight Club and Monsters, Inc.... go figure.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Changing the world through education and gunpowder.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk behind a set of decks waving my arms around like a madman and grinning like a bastard.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...that I'm not as tall as I look in the photos.
You should message me if
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You enjoy surreal conversations over IM and ending up with plans to go on insane, possibly life-altering adventures