In private, I'm silly and I have a very twisted sense of humor. If you get offended easily, I'm not your gal. In public, I'm a classy lady who never goes out to dinner without a dress on.
I like "nerdy" people I guess you could say. I think intelligence is my biggest turn-on, if you're at a nice place in your life, I love that.
I enjoy staying in and watching movies when it's chilly, but I love hiking and exploring new places when it's warm.
I'm not at all a partier, that's not my style.
I'm looking for someone to be honest and silly with. I've never had a long-term relationship but I am willing to try to find some sort of spark here, so message me and get to know me!
Movies- Literally anything scary or suspenseful. I enjoy cheesy comedy at times too. But I love the Harry Potter series and Pirates of the Caribbean is my favorite series ever. I really like nature documentaries as well
Shows- Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Archer, Bob's Burgers. You see where this is going.
Food- anything with carbs. Italian. Steak steak steak steak steak.
3. My extremely sexy car
5. My four pretty snakes
6. My family
Also, I have a separate freezer dedicated to frozen rats.
You are mature, driven, and not in art school. I like decent grammar as well!
If you don't send me more than a "Hi, how are you?" I probably wont reply.
Do NOT message me if you own a fedora. You should know by now that those are forever out of style and should have never been invented.