Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Lili, I'm looking for my best friend and partner in crime but
prolly legal activities. I'm a huge brat and I can be hard to deal
with. I'm never short on sass. I love insence and Pandora and
curling up in bed with my snakes. I enjoy Zelda, cats, and
In private, I'm silly and I have a very twisted sense of humor. If
you get offended easily, I'm not your gal. In public, I'm a classy
lady who never goes out to dinner without a dress on.
I like "nerdy" people I guess you could say. I think intelligence
is my biggest turn-on, if you're at a nice place in your life, I
I enjoy staying in and watching movies when it's chilly, but I love
hiking and exploring new places when it's warm.
I'm not at all a partier, that's not my style.
I'll smoke on occassion.
I'm looking for someone to be honest and silly with. I've never had
a long-term relationship but I am willing to try to find some sort
of spark here, so message me and get to know me!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Livin' all by my lonesome. I'm a supernanny full time and I'm in
school full time to be a bad ass biologist, lab goggles and all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pointillism, being a lazy bum, taming children, makeup, not wasting
my arrows or Rupees in Zelda. Probably conquering the world too,
but I haven't gotten there yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm not shy at all. Maybe my big ole Polish nose. I also get a
lot of compliments on my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- anything by James Patterson and Stephen King. I don't read
as much as I would like to. Also the Harry Potter and Hunger Games
Movies- Literally anything scary or suspenseful. I enjoy cheesy
comedy at times too. But I love the Harry Potter series and Pirates
of the Caribbean is my favorite series ever. I really like nature
documentaries as well
Shows- Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Archer, Bob's Burgers.
You see where this is going.
Food- anything with carbs. Italian. Steak steak steak steak steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My kitty Link
3. My extremely sexy car
5. My four pretty snakes
6. My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being super cool and social with my cat and snakes and playing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shower naked. Scandalous, I know.
Also, I have a separate freezer dedicated to frozen rats.
You should message me if
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If you were able to make it through that whole thing ^^^^ cuz wow,
you're a trooper.
You are mature, driven, and not in art school. I like decent
grammar as well!
If you don't send me more than a "Hi, how are you?" I probably wont
Do NOT message me if you own a fedora. You should know by now that
those are forever out of style and should have never been invented.
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