Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I talk too much, all the people say. 4 out of 5 dentists agree,
"That's that guy that talks too much." I tend to repeat stories
over and over again, without realizing it. In fact, at some point I
will ruefully explain that I retell stories, only for you to
interrupt me and say, "I know. You've told me that before."
If you notice, all my photos are blurry and indistinct... that's
because I am hideous and deformed. I also live in a bell
While I like to think of myself as creative, I'm really more of a
synthesist. It's not a bad thing to be, but the grass is always
greener, eh? I used to consider one of my greatest failings was my
fear and avoidance of conflict; I felt like I would do anything to
avoid confrontation. After a few years of bouncing drunken assholes
I don't feel that way anymore, but I'm still pretty damn subby at
My favorite song by any random band is probably the poppiest, most
overplayed one from the album where they "sold out". I'm so deeply
ashamed of this that I tell everyone I meet.
I also retell the same stories over and over again.
I am hot soup, lady with a baby, and cheap tattoos
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working for a theatre union. Also, I draw purty pictures.
As it turns out, I like climbing fake rocks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random trivia, history, art, geekery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have bright red hair. Well, had. The time of red hair is now
past, and I should really update my photos to reflect that.
I am reliably informed, however, that many people assume I'm a
trans-man when they meet me, so that might be relevant. I'm not
offended; really, it's quite complimentary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) "Little, Big" by John Crowley
(B) Horror and SF (C)
Right now? Bossa
NuLounge (D) Intense cheese
I grew up in a house with about 10k books, mostly speculative
fiction, history (focusing on early medieval and WWII), and science
(primarily astronomy/astrophysics and biology/paleontolgy). I've
expanded my horizons since then, especially in the humanities, but
sf still forms the bulk of my reading.
Looking at my iTunes list, what I have the most of are (in
descending order) Annie Lennox, David Bowie, Stéphane Pompougnac
(Hôtel Costes), Beatles, Beastie Boys, and Gogol Bordello. Read
into that what you may.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never survive without the Six Classical Simple Machines.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Good lord, just about everything.
Currently I'm obsessed with Women's Flat Track
! Best. Sport. Ever.
I've just noticed that people I have a high match percentage with
tend to list a fondness for cheese... I've never encountered any
cheese-related questions, and boy howdy have I done alot of them.
How do all those other questions somehow factor into a preference
for tasty cheeses? Or am I infering correlation where none exists?
Perhaps cheese desire is ubiquitous throughout okcupidity, and I,
by primarily paying attention to people with high percentage match,
have gamed my data beyond repair?
Does anyone else remember Radiskull and Devildoll?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Some form of hanging out with friends, usually fairly casual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My parents run an annual gaming convention.
I would probably fail a Voigt-Kampff test.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any old reason, I suppose. Though it would be nice if you had
something to say other than "hi". And you probably shouldn't mind
if I'm distant or don't seem interested... I'm primarily on this
site for the tests, and if I'm on, I'm probably doing tests. Or
looking at other things. It's a big, wide (world-wide, even) series
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