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leetmilf

34 / F / straight / Single

Petersburg, Illinois

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
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Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
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Job
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Income
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Kids
Has children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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I am obnoxious, pornofabulous, and *.

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My Self-Summary

My profile was a few years out-of-date so I have decided to start over. I joined OKCupid for the personality tests. It's enlightening to have confirmation that you really _are_ bat-shit crazy.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm not exactly sure. When I figure all that out, maybe I'll write about it here. But for now, going to be taking some Microsoft Tech courses online - I just received 5 vouchers through IL Worknet. Wewt @ free stuff.
Don't get it twisted, I'm still a *nix advocate - but hey - knowledge is power, people - and I'll take it however I can get it.

I’m really good at

Figuring things out. I also like to figure out a "back door" solution to something that 'can't be done'. Consider it a hacker-mentality. I enjoy computers and technology and rarely rely on anyone to fix something for me.

The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes, my smile, my neck tattoo. In that order. They notice I have alot of personality - and that I am kind-hearted,,,,however - they also realize that if provoked or manipulated I can turn from zero to bitch in a matter of seconds. I'm very stubborn about alot of things especially when it comes to my ideals and what is right. I'm great at seeing all sides of an issue or argument which allows me to be objective.
Most of the time.
I've had my moments.
And the arrest record to prove it.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a)I'm a nerd. I like all books - favorite fiction author is Stephen King.
b)Consiracy Theory movies/documentaries. ie: The Illuminati -
anything Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, or Sandra Bullock.
c)Pink Floyd - Eminem and everything in between.
d)Mexican food

The six things I could never do without

1) Family - this includes my small circle of close friends that I consider family.
2) Technology -
3) Books
4) Self-gratification
5) Oxygen...
6) The ability to count to six.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

You don't want to know.

It would take a team of psychologists to unravel my thought process.

On a typical Friday night I am

Thinking...wtf? It's Friday already?!- then being grateful I can sleep past 6:30 am the next day. Sometimes I'm drinking with friends - it just depends - I kind of just play it by ear.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

That I finally got out of a 2 year relationship in May because I wanted to kill the hateful drunken bastard.

You should message me if

You have something interesting to say. Don't bother me with the one-liners. I never reply to those.

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