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lefaye

34 / F / straight / Available

Boston, Massachusetts

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Libra but it doesn’t matter
Education
college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
—
Kids
—
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Portuguese (Okay)

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I am witty, different, and cynical.

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My Self-Summary

This summary has been the same since I joined, so I thought it needed a bit of a face lift (being old and all).

I am a curious person by nature in both senses of the word. I love to learn and people find me slightly, well different (odd). I have a terminal case of gallows humor for which there is simply NO cure.

I am very much the type to be one the guys. It is true in my professional life as well as my personal life.

What I’m doing with my life

I work for a living like a mostly normal adult, but at night, I become the world's least known superhero who moves EVERYTHING 1mm to the left -- I don't wear a cape though since it just seems to get in the way and is yet another thing to put in the laundry.

I’m really good at

Defying expectations. I don't look like what I am supposed to look like (and possibly what you hope I would look like). I work in a profession that has almost nothing to do with my academic interests.

I excel at being an unconventional geek.

I try to be funny a good deal but with limited success. Any complaints, please send a politely worded note to our writing staff. They are a good lot.

The first things people usually notice about me

Hmm...my eyes. Other notables are that I always dress in black (I am in mourning for the intellect of mankind (hand to forehead), have really long hair (given the popularity of extensions these days, I should probably note here that this long hair is indeed mine!). I have a very caustic, twisted sense of humor that is normally obvious from the beginning of any interaction with me.

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My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a: Siddhartha, anything by Hardy, and so many more b: Dr. Zhivago, The Southpark Movie, La Pianiste, 8 Women, Borat, La Vie en Rose,etc c: too many to list (everything from Classical to Noise. Lately more of a penchant for hard industrial, power electronics (not the crap that sounds like dance music), and noise. d:I love cooking shows! also LOVE documentaries about mundane things, like hot dogs and construction paper.

Foodwise, well, there isn't enough time or space to rant on as I would like.

The six things I could never do without

1. My laptop 2. My cat 3. Shower 4. Black Stompy Boots/shoes 5. My rings 6. A Bottle of Evian

and here is an unofficial 7. A sense of humor

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The measly processor in my brain is severely overclocked. It is ON 110% of the time and probably needs a rest. It also needs to be rebooted every so often.

My real brain was lost in a zombie related incident. Ninjas and Pirates tried to help, but alas, they were too late.

On a typical Friday night I am

I can be found going for drinks, at the gym, at work, once upon a time at Manray (which sadly is no more), etc. (Not necessarily in that order and I am open to new ideas).

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Hmmm...I am VERY shy but you will never believe it. That is about it, otherwise, if it is plastered all over the internet, it isn't exactly private any more...

You should message me if

you dare!!!

and if you have a great disdain for impractical shoes and clutch (ridiculously overpriced) purses...

Don't mind ignoring the "Falling Rocks" sign.

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