Anyway, hello, how are you. Welcome to my profile. Whats going down in your world? Who am I I hear no one ask, well my name is David, I was born in a run down industrial town in west central Scotland, moved around a lot when the factories started closing. Was working in factories for my pocket money by the age of 16, a soldier by 19 and was manual laborer (including slinging bags for the Royal Mail) in my early 20s. Bombed out of school because the boy kicked out at the world and the world kicked back a lot f*cking harder now. Ended up in a "new uni" (posh speak for full of working class oiks) and got a BSc by 32 later went back into education for my MSc a couple of years ago (Birkbeck I haz poshness now).
So what do I look like, well the good news I have a 6 pack and strong abs, the bad news is they are under a layer of fat. People tend to assume I am either a builder or a bouncer. Brick outhouse is the general drift. I always used to think I was ugly until I had a sit down and think and realized that actually most men are ugly. And as for the penis, dear god that is one ugly appendage. So bad they based the Chest Burster in Alien on it. Ah well human sexuality and its weirdness.
As for the more existentialist "what makes me tick"? I am a nerd. Cant really bang up one of these and not let that slip. I am mildly obsessed with science, doing some online courses in calculus and statistics and have passed a couple on astronomy and astrobiology. My big physical hobby is cycling. I do 200 miles in one day once or twice a year, rack up about 7000 miles over the year and love going long and hard for about 8 hours or so on a Sunday.
Still with us? What are you like? I bet about 70% plus of people reading this are in the jammies or night gown and drinking wine\gin while reading it.