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leftfield_david

42 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Agnosticism
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know if you think about it, this profile is just me trying to convince someone to let me stick my willy in them. Really that is what the whole game boils down too. Although in my case I think I am really more after meeting people for a drink than the whole true love thing.

Anyway, hello, how are you. Welcome to my profile. Whats going down in your world? Who am I I hear no one ask, well my name is David, I was born in a run down industrial town in west central Scotland, moved around a lot when the factories started closing. Was working in factories for my pocket money by the age of 16, a soldier by 19 and was manual laborer (including slinging bags for the Royal Mail) in my early 20s. Bombed out of school because the boy kicked out at the world and the world kicked back a lot f*cking harder now. Ended up in a "new uni" (posh speak for full of working class oiks) and got a BSc by 32 later went back into education for my MSc a couple of years ago (Birkbeck I haz poshness now).

So what do I look like, well the good news I have a 6 pack and strong abs, the bad news is they are under a layer of fat. People tend to assume I am either a builder or a bouncer. Brick outhouse is the general drift. I always used to think I was ugly until I had a sit down and think and realized that actually most men are ugly. And as for the penis, dear god that is one ugly appendage. So bad they based the Chest Burster in Alien on it. Ah well human sexuality and its weirdness.

As for the more existentialist "what makes me tick"? I am a nerd. Cant really bang up one of these and not let that slip. I am mildly obsessed with science, doing some online courses in calculus and statistics and have passed a couple on astronomy and astrobiology. My big physical hobby is cycling. I do 200 miles in one day once or twice a year, rack up about 7000 miles over the year and love going long and hard for about 8 hours or so on a Sunday.

Still with us? What are you like? I bet about 70% plus of people reading this are in the jammies or night gown and drinking wine\gin while reading it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day a humble janitor, by night Hong Kong Phooey
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My mouth can swallow two feet simultaneously. The timing skills of a world class ping pong player when it comes to be inadvertently inappropriate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Right, how many times do you read "The Wire" and "The Soprano's" in this section? Eh! You have to demonstrate you are a self actualizing individual by displaying the uniformity of such individualism.

Yep I have The Wire in there as well.

Interests:philosophy history science and beer

Favorite Music:Boards of Canada, Squarepusher, Autechre, Lemon Jelly, Dreadzone, Joy Division, James, The Clash, Siouxie Sioux, Bauhaus, Gomez, The Stone Roses, The Arcade Fire, Interpol, Pulp, British Sea Power, The Smiths, Oasis, Doves, The Killers, Radiohead, The Charlatans, Ian Brown, Inspiral Carpets, Happy Mondays, Primal Scream, The Coral, Kaiser Chiefs, The Cure, R.E.M., Kings of Leon, Faithless, Air, Manic Street Preachers, Arctic Monkeys, Nine Inch Nails, Morrissey, The Verve, Massive Attack, Venetain Snares, Kasabian, Muse, Aphex Twin, Björk, Super Furry Animals, Utah Saints, Albama 3,Herbelizer

Favorite TV Shows:Battle Star Galactica, Have I got News for You, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Tiswas

Favorite Books:Lord of the rings, Guns Germs and Steel, The History of Western Philosophy (Russell), Manufacturing Consent, In Search of Schrodengers Cat, Jarrod Diamonds Collapse, John Grays Straw Dogs, Karen Armstrong's books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guns, ammo, tinned food, SW radio, porn mag, zombie repellent.

There is yer doomstead planning in a nutshell.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nobody reads these profiles, do they. I am a giant cucumber!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering how everyone else affords a typical Friday night in London.

Updated: Ach a mate of mine, a DJ, who has played several big festivals including Glastonbury has told me she is leaving London because its night life is dying and expensive. I guess I am not the only one.
You should message me if
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I can lick my eyebrows