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legalninja

30 M Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Korean (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Honestly can't think of a way to talk about myself without sounding totally conceited. But you're here reading this because the modern day world is really just awkward. Why don't we try conversation for a change to get to know each other? :)

Here's the absolute basics...My name is Brian, I'm a geeky Asian guy, so basically a living stereotype. I enjoy drinking, online gaming, anime, and for you emo girls my sexiest feature is my wrists. I'm born and raised Texan but I moved out on my own to Seattle for 8 years and just got back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living the crap out of it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reddit

for those unfortunate souls who don't know what that is,
click me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a dick...but then they realize its just my sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: lol did you know there's a manga version of mein kampf? But do you really want to read a laundry list of crap I've read? I care mostly about the writing style of the author when I read. It has to be so graphic and relatable I can picture myself there. Sorry Harper Lee.... Chuck Palahniuk is more my style.

MOVIES: I like the movie going experience, more than the movie itself. Of course I'd rather watch a great movie than a lousy one. But the right person can make the lamest movie a night at the Oscars. I retract that nothing can save Twilight *sorry future date just no...

SHOWS:Chuck
Dexter
Endgame
The Event
Family Guy
Game of Thrones
Guilty Crown (anime)
Happy Endings
House
How I Met your Mother
Loui
Misfits
Modern Family
Shameless
sherlock Holms UK
Skins UK
Sons of Anarchy
Spy
The I.T. Crowd
The League
The Office
The River
(now we can share inside jokes)

MUSIC: Just to save myself from sounding like everyone else "I listen to everything" I gravitate towards music from the 1920's - 40's era and 60's-70's folk music. I'm basically rinsing your grandpa's vinyl collection.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
laughter
someone who's brain I can pick
meaningful conversation (i'll settle for witty banter)
sleeping in
a quiet evening alone
A cold pint collecting condensation on a hot summer day ( if you're not a beer drinker you don't know what you're missing)

(would've thrown in bacon but the list is for 6 things whatever though)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff that needs to be in my Zombie apocalypse go-bag. That's right, you can all rest assured link up with me during a zombie apocalypse and you're sure to survive.

*whispers, so we can re-populate the planet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
with my friends, who are the best around!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Even though people refer to me and my best friend as Harold and Kumar I have never eaten white castle.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a geek or nerd, have way too much free time, and are overloaded with ambition and feel like talking to someone with the same disposition.

But seriously if you have gotten to this point you have read 1076 words. If you're willing to listen to a guy prattle on for that long you must like me. Or at least your subconsciousness does. You're on this site to meet people. And lets face it the things we regret in life are the things we didn't act on. So click on that button that says message already and get this adventure started!