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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 10, 2014
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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I'm an easy going guy who gets wound up pretty quick. You might say I'm contradictory, but I'd argue the point. I don't like to rush to judgement about things, and always try to play the devil's advocate.

I tend to be a little competitive, and I like to play games of all kinds.

Driving with the windows down on a sunny day is my favorite thing to do in the world.

I am very forward. Direct would be the word. Subtle isn't my my strong suit, hell it isn't even my weak suit. Be direct or it will fly over my head.

The plight of the working class in a post-industrial economy is a near and dear thing to my heart. My politics range from rabid socialism to cold-hearted capitalist tendencies bordering on the libertine.

People like me are the reason they make 31 flavors at Baskin Robins.

I name my pairs of pants according to Pabst Blue Ribbon bottle caps. Currently I have 1 pair that is the 10 of clubs, 2 pairs of Jacks, a King of Hearts pair, a King of Spades pair, and for stepping out I have the Ace of Diamonds and the Ace of Hearts. Yes, I am well aware of how foolish this sounds.

I once rolled a druid wizard Halfling named Bafflin. On top of that he was a master of psionic powers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
getting into real estate after spending 10 years in retail Hell.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Devouring tomes of comic books.
Dissecting symbolism in pop media.
Putting my foot in my mouth.
Sitting in a chair while someone pokes me with a hydraulic needle gun loaded with ink.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are my tattoos, maybe my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Grapes of Wrath, Lord of the Flies, How I Became Stupid, The Walking Dead, "More" by John Hodgman, Liberty Meadows, The Dark Tower, Herbert West Re-animator, Notes From Underground, One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader, Mad Men, The Booth at the End, Game of Thrones, Back to the Future, Star Wars, Star Trek, Kill Bill, World's Greatest Dad, Man With No Name trilogy, Clerks, Mallrats, Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Shivaree, The White Stripes, MF DOOM, MC Frontalot, Girl Talk, Clutch, Cake, The Vines, Dirtbombs, and Thai food. RED DWARF.

OldBoy, Vagabond, Samurai Executioner, Lone Wolf and Cub, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Princess 9, Tenchi Muyo!, Saber Marionette J, TriGun, Team Four Star, Cowboy BeBop, Super Jail, FREAKAZOID!, Squidbillies, The Venture Bros

Shivaree, April March, The Black Keys, Children of Nova, Gramatik, Hugo, Jack White, Lana Del Ray, Madlib, Margot and the Nuclear So and Sos, *Shels, Sleeper Agent, The Heavy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good pair of boots.
The Internet.
The Daily Show.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
philosophy and baseball, but never at the same time.

The future, dogs, what other people are thinking, politics, bacon and egg sandwiches, road trips.

How to make boring stories that have been told a thousand times interesting again.

Moving to Fiji and starting a horse farm with my cat Frankenstein. Just have to finish this tour on a mining ship.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for trouble to get into.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't cry at funerals, but I ball my eyes out when a pet dies.
You should message me if
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you like comic books, westerns, bad movies, MST3K, having a friendly debate over a few drinks, bad jokes, Pokemon, tattoos, cartoons.

You should definitely message me if you think the Daily Show with Jon Stewart being a reliable source of socio-poltical commentary is a sign that the world is ending.

You know who the Walkin' Dude is, or have a love for Popeye.