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27 Astoria, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:07pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a plain and simple guy. My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!

I'm just the Chiefest and Greatest of Calamities, and I put my pants on one leg at s time, just like everyone else.

...God that was nerdy...

Anyways, I'm on here looking for whatever it is I find. Maybe we'll fall madly in love and get married (years from now) and whatever, or maybe we're in for a night of disappointing heavy petting. I'm not Rasputin. I don't know the future.

Message me if you want me if you want to discuss any of the following: Comics, movies, feminism, the cosmos, or any combination of these subjects....

... though for the life of me I can't think of a topic that falls in to the feminism + the cosmos category...

I'm not sure what else to put here, but I'm open to suggestions. Just message me and I'll add it. Just for you.

OH SNAP... I just thought of a feminism + the cosmos topic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

I really like these as first date icebreaker talk but if you MUST know:

I am a video editor. I do a lot of reality tv shows that I've never seen on the air. The list is insanely long so just adk me if I've worked on your favorite (no not Duck Dinesty, sorry).

I'm secretly trying to be a writer/director. So if you want to talk shop or share ideas, that's also a good reason to message me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Opening jars.
Lifting heavy objects.
Empathizing with the plight of the modern woman.
Explaining advanced physics in simple and easy to understand ways.
Telling stories.
Board games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a giant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love a lot of things. There are a lot of little special moments you can find in almost everything. So to give you a comprehensive list of everything I love would take years. You got years? No. But, so you can see if we like the same stuff I'll give you some broad categories:

Books: the last thing I finished reading was Gilgamesh. Before that, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Currently I'm reading What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions. (Also comics. Lots of comics. Never read comics? Talk to me; I'll get you hooked.)

Movies: I'll watch anything. Really. I love movies. Obviously I'm a nerd and like nerdy things (want to talk about Marvel movies? I'm all over that) but I find any movie that makes you feel something is a success in some way.

TV: Breaking Bad is the standard by which I judge all dramas now. I religiously have watched the Daily Show since I was 15. Now I just scan the airwaves (read, digital cable) for things comparable to Fringe, Buffy (seasons 4-7), Doctor Who (not this season), and Battlestar. There are some lights in the dark out there. And comedies like Bob's Burgers and Drunk History.

Food: Look at me. Do I look picky? Make something with love and I'll probably like it. That, and sandwiches.

Music: This is a weird one. Look me up on Spotify and you can be confused by my playlist (just one).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future... 😯
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Somethings include: Working. Board/card games. Drinks. Catching up on the old idiot box. Taking some lucky lady out on a nice date.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you read all that crazy bullshit and you still thought, "yeah, I'd fuck that guy," then absolutely message me. You are probably an amazingly tolerant person and I love you for that...but such language... thinking the "F" word... shame on you.

Realistically though you probably won't message me because you want me to message you. So... ok. I'll do it. Just because you asked so nicely.