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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 6:13am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
My self-summary
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Open for new friends, partners, bizarre science experiments, and forbidden love affairs. Really lookin' for that nice eccentric ex-celebrity sugar mama connection, na mean? (I know you're out there...).

I think I'm a Buddhist by accident, but I'm not sure.

I like ruffling feathers, especially my own.
What I’m doing with my life
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Last week after moving back to Philly, I spent every day enjoying everything Philly and relishing in how much I love it (and how much NYC is death YEAHISAIDIT).

Next month, I might be ignoring your calls (and maybe your texts, but I really just hate phone calls haha).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People pay me to learn to believe in themselves. hashtaghumblebrag

Turning clapping and shouting into something presentable. I've been complimented by strangers on whistling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think a lot (a LOT).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MUSIC: Super open-minded - I just love MUSIC in general!

Progressive metal (Dream Theater, Symphony X), prog-rock (Spock's Beard, Rush), 80s 90s and 00s vocal pop (Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera), praise/gospel, pop punk (Blink 182, Green Day, Sum41, Avril) lil bit o' country rock (Chris Cagle, Jason Aldean, Craig Morgan), 80s/90s hip hop (Dre, Diddy, Jurassic 5), the classics (Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, et al) and tons of stuff in between.

I may or may not also love singing Disney songs.

MOVIE: Forrest Gump is my favorite emotional rollercoaster.
Star Wars is awesome.
But honestly, movies are too long and manipulative for me haha. I don't like having my emotions toyed with! And I never think funny movies are funny. I'd rather see comedians. Maybe I'm broken.

TV: I'm a total TV recluse. Ditching my TV years ago was one of the best things I've ever done. Like, in life.

[...and yet I still watch stupid vine compilations on youtube.]

BOOKS: I like lots of research-driven best-sellers and whatnot. Best book I read this year was The Brain That Changes Itself.

FOOD: I very much like traditional Mexican, Indian, and Asian cuisines. Despite a sensitive palate for appreciating fine flavors, I'm pretty simple (read: boring) on a day-to-day basis and easily subsist on the same meals on repeat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Strength. Health. Physical ability. Breathing heavy. Heavy shit.

Music. Instruments. Whistling. Vocal cords. That synchronous vibration of a massive major chord played in a big church chorus or pipe organ.

Gratitude. Positive energy. Big ideas. Destinations.

Play. Crawling, jumping, climbing, fucking, throwing, swinging... I legit love swings. There's nothing like a swing to make you remember what's important in life. Boomerangs are pretty cool too.

Dynamic nature. Sunny skies (one too many cloudy days is depressing).

And right slow cooker. I didn't have working gas in my apt for like 3 weeks, but my slow cooker saved me. Goddamn I love that thing. That beef stew though...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Physical preparation, different lifestyles and cultures, novel experiences.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes social play, sometimes intellectual indulgence; whatever brings me the most stimulation.
You should message me if
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You're an intriguing individual who loves to think and partake in enlightening conversation.

You're fun and looking to experience some more of what life has to offer. (Let's go to f'n SkyZone.)

Even if you're just down to make new friends.

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