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26 Jersey City, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 2:16pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Full figured
Graduated from university
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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New Zealand born, South Jersey raised, Philly cultivated.
Coming here, I think I might be the opposite of a New Yorker...

Open for new friends, partners, bizarre science experiments, and forbidden love affairs. Really lookin' for a nice eccentric ex-celebrity sugar mama, na mean?

I am unapologetically a thinker, and I admit getting bored with those who aren't. I can appreciate (and value) visceral pleasure and experience beyond the mental stimulation though.

I consider myself ambitious and highly driven (the similarities end there, I swear). Clever, dark, and dirty humor are the best. I like dogs; cats, not so much. I love conversation and learning about people. Cold climates are the worst. (But snowboarding/skiing are pretty cool. Walking contradiction.) I despise mediocrity.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I just uprooted my whole life from Philly to move to NYC for an unpaid internship opportunity to be around the best. I'm here for at least the next few months, but after that, who knows?

Other than that...

Lots of handstands and front tucks.

Playing some music for fun.

Studying and writing a bunch.

Checking in on my inner child frequently, making sure to play.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I aim to inspire, challenge, and ignite passion in everyone I meet. If they can do the same in me? Bonded for life.


Turning clapping and shouting into something presentable. I've been complimented by strangers on whistling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glittering eyelashes. [blink blink]
and that I probably look half my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MUSIC: I just love MUSIC in general. I love progressive metal (Dream Theater, Symphony X), prog-rock (Spock's Beard, Rush), 80s 90s and 00s vocal pop (Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera), praise/gospel, lil bit o' country rock (Chris Cagle, Jason Aldean), 80s/90s hip hop (Dre, Diddy, Jurassic 5) and tons of stuff in between.

Recent Honorable Mentions: Extreme, Eminem, Incubus, Van Halen

"I just can't wait to be king" and "I'll make a man out of you" are quite possibly my favorite Disney songs to sing.

MOVIE: Forrest Gump is my favorite emotional rollercoaster.
Star Wars is awesome.
I'm not all that big into movies though.

TV: I'm unapologetically a TV recluse and have no idea what any of these popular modern shows are about. Ditching my TV years ago was one of the best things I've ever done. Like, in life.

Book faves are all non-fiction basically. Tim Ferriss-type stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Strength. Health. Physical ability. Heavy shit.

Music. Instruments. Whistling. Vocal cords.

Gratitude. Positive energy. Big ideas.

Play. I legit love swings. There's nothing like a swing to make you remember what's important in life. Boomerangs are pretty cool too.

Dynamic natural environments. Sunny skies (one too many cloudy days is just unnecessary).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. The state of the present. How I can leave a positive influence.

Behavioral psychology, social psychology, metabolism, physiology. Teaching/education.

How to level up my culinary mastery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical right now.
You should message me if
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You're an intriguing individual who loves to think and share through conversation.

You're just fun and looking to experience some more of what life has to offer. (SkyZone or NYC playground tours, anyone?)

You're down to make new friends.

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