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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:02am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Over the last year or so I've put a lot of my free time into making board games designed to teach children about philosophical concepts.

I was convinced that my most recent game, 'Determinism!', would be a hit, but I keep getting angry emails saying their copy didn't come with any dice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Calling people up and then apologising for interrupting their dinner.

Working on scripts.

Finding out whether there really are no stupid questions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- The Target puzzle in The Age

- Drunk cooking (sober cooking available on request)

- Coming up with a third thing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The obsidian orb perpetually hovering above me that seems to absorb light.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Protagonists without clear motivation navigating impossible geography.

Movies: Movies where nothing happens and people don't change. You know, more like real life.

Shows: Youtube tutorials for things I'll never try in real life. Stories where the advertising campaign contradicts of the moral focus of the narrative. Adventure time.

Music: Anything that could conceivably be used to soundtrack falling off a tall building in slow motion.

Food: Umami.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Quality Fabrics
- Midnight Blue
- Tonic Water
- New Bread Smell
- Old Greek Guys Playing Cards
- The Colour Of The Sea After A Storm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The perfect David Bowie/Tilda Swinton movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid of riding a bicycle over a bridge.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're shredding a tidal wave of whiskey on a surf board made out of don't care

-You've written some really good friend fiction you'd like to share