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lemondifficult

28 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I hate filling in things like this where you have to talk yourself up, it's like making cover letters for work and honestly fuck that. I don't want to come across like some pretentious bellend. I like reading and intelligent-ish telly (no X Factor, more Screenwipe) though who doesn't enjoy a good panel show eh? I like bicycles.

Oh god I just re-read that first paragraph and it makes me sound really quite full of myself. I'm totally not. This whole website thing would be much easier to do if you had to refer friends to other people but then it wouldn't be online and probably would be much less socially awkward than going HI THIS IS MY PERSON FROM THE INTERNET. I think I'd get good references from my friends but I'm not entirely sure. Although you get ten points for reading this far and an extra bonus point if you got where my potentially off-putting username came from. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I'm on twitter too so look at that to see more of my expert stream-of-consciousness bullshit, I'm @you_twits.

Nice to meet you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and earning alarmingly little for all sorts of television companies. Making nice polite trouble, fun and excitement galore.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
coming up with stupid ideas. Not so good at following them through.

This might be one of them, WHO KNOWS!

Also I am okay at videogames I guess but there's still that negative "HA NERRRRDS" connotation you get when you talk about them in public. Well nuts to your opinions, I like Fallout so, ha!
The first things people usually notice about me
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well you'd have to ask them wouldn't you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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At the moment I'm on a bit of a Hunter S Thompson binge. Hells Angels is great, it's clearly much more fun to be part of the story than just observe.

Movies I like, not sure. I saw Cloud Atlas recently and it was incredibly satisfying but good lord it was long. And Butter. Butter is excellent. Watch Butter.

Speaking of tastes, I like food. I think I'll eat pretty much anything, except mushrooms, I'm not a big fan of them. And bananas. I think it's the texture I don't like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bicycle, beer, friends, air, fifth columnists, joy.

Unless I was trapped on an island in which case: a sailboat, 18 weeks worth of food and drinking water, an Iridium satellite phone, €30,000 in cash and my passport.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to escape the city and be free. I don't think it's possible, fucking banks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either sat at home or in the pub or at work. I am a creature of habit. Most of them are lazy habits. Though this one time I found a secret ladder to the roof of the Barbican Centre but that was a Saturday afternoon so it doesn't count for this bit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like bad comedies. Not bad like "this is a terrible film" just bad as in "this is lazy humour", things like Accepted or Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Childish, not bad.
You should message me if
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you want to.