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lemurfemurs

35 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
i love food and i love words, although words used to describe food are often combined in a way that is not compelling, but what can you do?

i grew up in the maryland burbs, went to school in college park, md -- go terps! -- then moved to baltimore. which was depressing so i moved to dc. which was expensive so i moved to philadelphia. which, two and a half years in, is pretty much perfect.
What I’m doing with my life
right now i'm the pastry chef at a big deal philadelphia restaurant, slowly working toward a restaurant of my own.
I’m really good at
dad jokes, puns, and making food.
The first things people usually notice about me
if you're keen, probably how much i'd like to not be noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
michel bras - essential cuisine, any cookbook, especially if it is old with antiquated language / techniques or if it is new with cool full page color pictures, robert frank - the lines of my hand, ghostbusters, die hard, bob's burgers, grave of the fireflies, the wire, party down, mr. show, the simpsons, archers of loaf, built to spill, j. robbins, heartless bastards, medic, future islands, wye oak, there's a lot of music and that's what happens to have been in the rotation recently. and food. i love it all and herr's brand potato chips have been killing it lately, just had a some kettle cooked ripple jawns and damn.
The six things I could never do without
sleep, coffee, food, beer, reading, listening
I spend a lot of time thinking about
something about power structures and hierarchies and how everyone forgets that people are animals and how smart and stupid we are, collectively, and how to escape the patriarchy without being a doofus about it, and so much fucking serious shit that somehow real life is a relief. and if that makes any sense to you at all then please just skip down to the message me part.
On a typical Friday night I am
hustling hard in the middle of service.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i swore this life was worth the wait.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you ever noticed how, in the wizard of oz, the party fell asleep in a field of poppies and were revived by a quick dusting of snow. how about that.

or if you like words and how cool they are.

you want to go look at a lunar eclipse. space is so cool.