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lemurfemurs

36 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i love food and i love words, although words used to describe food are often combined in a way that is not compelling, but what can you do?

i grew up in the maryland burbs, went to school in college park, md -- go terps! -- then moved to baltimore. which was depressing so i moved to dc. which was expensive so i moved to philadelphia. which, two and a half years in, is pretty much perfect.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
right now i'm the pastry chef at a big deal philadelphia restaurant, slowly working toward a restaurant of my own.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dad jokes, puns, and making food.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if you're keen, probably how much i'd like to not be noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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michel bras - essential cuisine, any cookbook, especially if it is old with antiquated language / techniques or if it is new with cool full page color pictures, robert frank - the lines of my hand, ghostbusters, die hard, bob's burgers, grave of the fireflies, the wire, party down, mr. show, the simpsons, archers of loaf, built to spill, j. robbins, heartless bastards, medic, future islands, wye oak, there's a lot of music and that's what happens to have been in the rotation recently. and food. i love it all and herr's brand potato chips have been killing it lately, just had a some kettle cooked ripple jawns and damn.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sleep, coffee, food, beer, reading, listening
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
something about power structures and hierarchies and how everyone forgets that people are animals and how smart and stupid we are, collectively, and how to escape the patriarchy without being a doofus about it, and so much fucking serious shit that somehow real life is a relief. and if that makes any sense to you at all then please just skip down to the message me part.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hustling hard in the middle of service.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i swore this life was worth the wait.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you ever noticed how, in the wizard of oz, the party fell asleep in a field of poppies and were revived by a quick dusting of snow. how about that.

or if you like words and how cool they are.

you want to go look at a lunar eclipse. space is so cool.