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lemurmuffins

32 Oklahoma City, OK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
let's see.. i've been called sweet, mean, selfish, selfless, generous, greedy, beautiful, plain, gorgeous, skinny, plump, cute, loving, independent, rude, nice, opinionated, indecisive, quiet, loud, shy, outgoing, an ice queen, a sex goddess, smart, retarded, funny, serious, caring, careless, weird, normal, an angel and a bitch. so, what can i say?

I guess I need to come right out and say this. I am not really on this site to meet the man of my dreams. I don't have those types of unrealistic expectations... ok, I have lots, just not for this site. ;oP I started this account to meet new PEOPLE. People who were outside my circle. Outside of the area. I feel that I am a minority in this. I think it is creepy when random guys message me initially with a date request or a "what's up sexy" message. If I message you back, or even message you initially, it doesn't mean I want in your pants, it means that I found you interesting. I really don't want to sound conceited or snobby or elitist, but it is the truth.

I have had this account for yeeeeaaars. For a long time, it was amusing. The messages you get as a woman.. wow?? …… Think, has that EVER worked and what dumb hole did you pull that from?? haha.

You can't tell a person from an e-mail. If we do hang out with you, please don't take it as a come-on. I would restrict my intentions to just freinds, but I do realize that there may be POSSIBILITY of meeting someone and AFTER HANGING OUT AND REALLY GETTING TO KNOW THEM, dating. I try to keep an open mind about all aspects of life. I realize that this IS a dating site and I was prepared to suffer the consequences (haha) but there are several people I have met on this site that I would like to meet. I just wanted to get that out there. also, these days, or at this point in my life, I have come to realize that my friends have fallen into the cookie cutters. They have kids, or spouses, or careers that swallow all their time. They have moved on from peer-bonding to pair-bonding. Oklahoma has a lot to do with this, i believe. But, my friends are in their VERY early 30s and say they are too old to go to concerts. wuuuuuuuutt? my mom is over 65 and she is more than willing to go clubbing. haha! You are only as old as you make yourself. Regardless, I still love my friend's very much….. oops… sorry… tangent!I hope I don't sound elitist or like a bitch. Not my intention at all. Just filtering out the people who really don't read profiles.<:o.

I love learning new things. I love all sorts of animals which is why I am a vegetarian,.. or part of the reason. I find the world both fascinating and disgusting. The history of things intrigues me. The history of anything, really. I like finding out where things came from, how we got to where we are now. Medical history is especially fascinating.

I am sweet, pony, and doughnut. those were the 3 words you originally had to describe yourself with.
What I’m doing with my life
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I can finally say that i am a professional artist, or I suppose I can call myself one by now. I produce art and I sell it... the definition and rankings are vague. This is obviously what I would love to do with the rest of my life.. as a career. Unfortunately, this is very uncommon in this day and age. Nevertheless, I try. At this exact moment I am teaching painting classes for a company called Wine and Palette. It's kind of my "day job" and it's pretty amazing. It's about time I have a job I love.

Awhile ago, I was struck with a fever to make music despite the fact that I hadn't picked up an instrument since middle school. I was good when I did, so I have a small amount of faith... its just the learning process that is trying.Years ago, I tried to figure out all of the ins and outs of Ableton Live, Reason, Logic Pro. But, my computer crashed and everything was erased… including the programs, which… well, let's just say I was helped obtaining. also, learning all of those programs by myself was kindof.. well... lonely... and confusing as hell. So, I am still hoping that some great knower of all electronic music will pop in and assist me... or hoping to meet someone who knows at least slightly what they are doing and would like to bear with me to create something together. Keep an open mind... to the music that is. :O)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
art. listening. cooking. sleeping. singing by myself in my car. painting. photography. being the person people run to and giving advice that they don't listen to... then not saying, "I told you so."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
wouldn't you be better at answering that?

I noticed your hat. It's a cool hat.

sadly, that hat has been created and stolen 3 times. my friend has refused to make me another. :o(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Stiff, The Curious Lives of Cadavers... really anything by Mary Roach, Harry Potter (can't help it), David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, The Chronicles of Narnia, Alice in Wonderlandand Through the Looking Glass, A Clockwork Orange, Terry Prachett, Neil Gaiman...

Tim Burton, Wes Anderson,The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Flight of the Navigator, Benny and June, Mirrormask, Pan's Labyrinth, Cat Soup, Studio Gibli,Evil Dead I&II and Army of Darkness, Dead Alive,any cheesy horror flick, Cannibal the Musical, Legend, Withnail and I, The rocky Horror Picture Show, Velvet Goldmine, Christopher Guest, The Burbs, Bunny and the Bull, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnasssus...

Flight of the Choncords, The Office-both English and American, 30 Rock, The IT Crowd, The Mighty Boosh, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dr. Who, The Whitest Kids You Know, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time…. I usually get into shows after they have been on for awhile and I come across them on Netflix…. which reminds me… Orange is the New Black...

I am a vegetarianso i really like ethnic quisine. I also like trying new things. Sushi, Indian, and Thai are tasty.

MGMT, MGMT, MGMT, MGMT, Telefon Tel Aviv, Beach House, Panda Bear, Mum, Sigur Ros, Goldfrapp, Fischerspooner, Bjork, Radiohead, Low, The Smiths, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Couch, Damien Rice, Elliot Smith, Blondie, The Brunettes, The Blow, David Bowie, Cocteau Twins, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Two Lone Swordsmen, Tori Amos, Passion Pit, Ratatat, The Brunettes, Avi Buffalo. Lali Puna, Crystal Castles, The Zombies, The Byrds, The Sleepy Jackson, Fever Ray, The Clash, Grizzly Bear, Chairlift, Cat Stevens, Kate Bush, Helvetia, Jefferson Airplane, Josef K, Neon Indian, The Pixies, Of Montreal, Santogold, T-Rex, Talking Heads, Velvet Underground, Kings of Convenience, Whitest Boy Alive, Yeasayer, Empire of the Sun, ....... ok, so I am a music junkie. I will stop there…. I could go on forever. ;oP

If you know of a band I might like, please share- I always love new music!! Plus, I have been pretty lazy with keeping up with new bands… or finding old ones. One I did recently come across was The Nerves, whom I stumbled across by finding out that they were the original creators of the song made famous by Blondie, "Hanging on the Telephone."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
love (of every kind)
humor
music
art (or creativity, rather- in any form)
dreams
unicorns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how and why.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
with my friends or creating... or both…. or hiding myself in my house like a hermit crab.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i know all the lyrics to bohemian raphsody.

my favorite songs as a child were, "come undone" by duran duran, "how soon is now?" by the smiths, and "unbelievable" by skin.

i used to choreograph my own dances as a child and perform them for no one.
You should message me if
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you are interested in actually having a decent conversation or have any random facts or any randomness, really... i'm not intereseted in cyber sex, thanks.