I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Pretty much things I feel that I need to do. I work to pay the bills and have a comfortable life, I train to make my life a little less comfortable and explore my boundaries. Weekends I either go out with friends or watch things on the internet alone, unless I'm too damn exhausted so I just sleep in then pack in as much fun as I can the next day, I am hedonistic after all.

I'm really good at being me and spending as little time on stupid and pointless things as necessary.. Even this was copy and pasted

First thing they usually notice about me is my arms... Which I'm sure one of the things that stood out in my profile pic... Then when you start talking to me you start noticing the biting sarcasm masking some deep rooted insecurity

Books: been reading a lot lately, mostly non fiction. Recent favorite is outliers by Malcolm Gladwell.
Movies: a little bit of everything really, last thing that I saw that I loved was God bless America. Highly recommended movie if you're a misanthrope or even if you just hate stupid people.
TV show: I rarely watch tv nowadays but I find New Girl amusing, mostly because of Schmidt
Music: mostly rock but a little bit of everything, I have a weird iPod mix, one minute it's playing steel panther, then rage against the machine, the next thing I know call me maybe is playing, although if you ask me ill adamantly deny that I put it there
Food: meat!!!!!! Bacon, venison and beef. I make a mean chilli!

The six things I can never do without, according to maslow's hierarchy of needs, are breathing, food, water, sleep, sex, and homeostasis

Trying to recall what I was thinking about the past minute. Wait, what was the question again?

Asleep, watching something to fall asleep, or drinking out with mates , then falling asleep after I've had too much

The uber pretentious side of me says you should message me if you have an offbeat sense of humor, stimulating to talk to, interested in fitness, mma, tekken, comic books, anti aging studies, the works of kafka or if you're a genuinely passionate and interesting person.

But really, nothing's stopping you from messaging me, just don't expect me to reply to everyone.