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46 things women can't do... Very risqué, but meant in good faith.

>>1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

>>2/ Understand a film plot

>>3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message

>>4/ Lift

>>5/ Throw

>>6/ Run

>>7/ Park

>>8/ Read a map

>>9/ Rob a bank

>>10/ Sit still

>>11/ Tell a joke

>>12/ Play pool

>>13/ Pay for dinner

>>14/ Eat a kebab while walking

>>15/ Argue without shouting

>>16/ Get told off without crying

>>17/ Understand fruit machines

>>18/ Walk past a shoe shop

>>19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich

>>20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

>>21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper

>>22/ Let you sleep with a hang over

>>23/ Drink a pint gracefully

>>24/ Get a round in

>>25/ Throw a punch

>>26/ Do magic

>>27/ Like your friends

>>28/ Eat a really hot curry

>>29/ Get to the point

>>30/ Buy plain envelopes

>>31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

>>32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "

>>33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

>>34/ Avoid credit card debt

>>35/ Dive into a pool

>>36/ Assemble furniture

>>37/ Set a video recorder

>>38/ Not try change you

>>39/ Watch a war film

>>40/ Understand why flirting results in violence

>>41/ Spend a day by themselves

>>42/ Go to the toilet by themselves

>>43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

>>44/ Choose a video quickly

>>45/Fart

>>46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

(meant in humorous faith too.)

What men can't do....

>>1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

1: Be last in line in traffic, without muttering obscenities at the cars in front

>>2/ Understand a film plot

2: Get to the film on time

>>3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message

3: Go 24 hours without having a beer

>>4/ Lift

4: ...their fingers to do housework because it's not "necessary."

>>5/ Throw

4: ...their clothes in a place where they won't smell until they're washed

>>6/ Run

6: ...out to get anything after they're fallen asleep by the TV at 9pm

>>7/ Park

7: ...and remember to pay the parking ticket

>>8/ Read a map

8: ...and ask for directions when it's not specific enough.

>>9/ Rob a bank

9: ...and not get caught.

>>10/ Sit still

10: ...for the prostrate exam.

>>11/ Tell a joke

11: ...about the exam later to their buddies.

>>12/ Play pool

12: ...with a woman who beats the snot out of their ego and admit it.

>>13/ Pay for dinner

13: Cook dinner - and clean up.

>>14/ Eat a kebab while walking

14: Eat their honey.

>>15/ Argue without shouting

15: Discuss politics without shouting.

>>16/ Get told off without crying

16: Cry at least once a year, whether they need it or not.

>>17/ Understand fruit machines

17: Understand sewing machines

>>18/ Walk past a shoe shop

18: Walk past an electronic store

>>19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich

19: Make a decent soffle'

>>20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

20: Not comment on stranger's girlfriends

>>21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper

21: Buy toilet paper

>>22/ Let you sleep with a hang over

22: Stop drinking

>>23/ Drink a pint gracefully

23: Remember we were sharing that pint before they down it

>>24/ Get a round in

25: Get around tuit

>>25/ Throw a punch

26: Throw away that ragged shirt you sleep in

>>26/ Do magic

26: Juggle flowersticks

>>27/ Like your friends

27: Talk while your family is around

>>28/ Eat a really hot curry

28: Eat okra and like it

>>29/ Get to the point

29: Tell a story

>>30/ Buy plain envelopes

31: Actually mail something snail-mail for a change

>>31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

31: Take a shower and wash the sheets more than once a month.

>>32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "

32: Sit in a car without swearing.

>>33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

33: Watch sports without yelling at the TV

>>34/ Avoid credit card debt

34: Not ask their girlfriend for a loan

>>35/ Dive into a pool

35: Take a dance class

>>36/ Assemble furniture

36: Remember to take the laundry in before it gets wet again

>>37/ Set a video recorder

37: Write a thank-you letter

>>38/ Not try change you

38: Assume that a favor will now become routine services rendered

>>39/ Watch a war film

39: Watch a kid's film

>>40/ Understand why flirting results in violence

40: Go to a counselor to work on their anger management and jealousy issues

>>41/ Spend a day by themselves

41: Get married after the first divorce.

>>42/ Go to the toilet by themselves

42: Take their child to the toilet and change the diaper by themselves

>>43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

43: Carry a purse

>>44/ Choose a video quickly

44: Find the video when it's time to take it back

>>45/Fart

45: ...without making a cute comment about where it came from.

>>46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

46: Get this far without threatening to break up or divorce when their lover sends them this list...