I just moved back to Baltimore from Houston, originally from Ocean City. Like every other person on here, I like to hang out, drink, go to concerts & movies, etc. I've a very blue/raunchy and sarcastic sense of humor at times. Oh and contrary to what my pictures may suggest, I'm more of a punk band t-shirt and jeans sort guy.

I was raised a Baptist, but I'm now a Deist. If you know what that is, then you're my hero. If you don't, suffice to say, I believe in the Divine, but I don't subscribe to any particular religion. If that's a problem for you, then "so it goes."

I work in politics, as a Democrat.

Serving The Republic.

Usually one of my twenty-three tattoos, when visable. As well that I apparent look and act (at times) several years older than I actually am.

I a bit read anything, Vonnegut is my favorite. Right now I've primarily been reading political/campaign related books (shocking, I know). Also, being Freemason* and the fact I find his writing sophomoric and predictable, I've a sort of love/hate relationship with the books of Dan Brown. It's cool if you like him, that's just my opinion.

Movies: Mel Brooks films, John Waters films, Kevin Smith films, Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, Saved!, Boondock Saints, SLC Punk, Trainspotting, Recount, Thirteen Days, The Passion of Darkly Noon, The Hebrew Hammer, Super Troopers, Big Lebowski, Godfather I & II, All the King's Men (1949 version), Charlie Wilson's War, and many more.

Music is my life. To name a "few:"
The Adicts, Agent Orange, Alice in Chains, Al Green, Angry Samoans, Aus-Rotten, Aquabats, Aretha Franklin, Bad Brains, Bad Livers, Bad Religion, B.B. King, Beatles, Big D & The Kids' Table, Bikini Kill, Black Flag, Bob Marley, Bo Diddley, Bratmoblie, Bush, Catch-22, Cheap Sex, Circle Jerks, The Clash, The Cramps, Credence Clearwater Revival, The Cure, Dale Watson, Dayglo Abortions, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, D.I., D.R.I., Drive-by Truckers, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Frank Sinatra, The Freeze, Fugazi, Garbage, Germs, GG Allin, Gogol Bordello, Government Issue, Guttermouth, Hank Williams Sr & III, Hüsker Dü, Iggy Pop & The Stooges, Immortal Technique, James Brown, Janice Joplin, Jim Carroll Band, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, John Lee Hooker, Leadbelly, Lightin' Hopkins, Lydia Lunch, Mad Sin, Mary Prankster, Mahalia Jackson, MC5, MDC, Meatmen, Mekons, Minor Threat, Minutemen, Misfits, Mojo Nixon, Nashville Pussy, Nekromantix, Nirvana, NOFX, old school hiphop, Operation Ivy, Otis Redding, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Pogues, Propagandhi, Radio Birdman, Raincoats, Ralph Stanley, Reverend Horton Heat, Rich Kids on LSD, Robert Johnson, Roy Orbison, Saints, Sam Cook, Scott H. Biram, Smiths, SNFU, Social D, Son of Sam, Sound Garden, Stiff Little Fingers, Street Dogs, Streetlight Manifesto, Sublime, Suicide Machines, Suicidal Tendencies, Supersuckers, T-Bone Walker, Tiger Army, Toasters, TSOL, Vandals, Waylon Jennings, Wayne Hancock, White Stripes, Woody Guthrie, X, X Ray Spex, etc.

As far as food goes, in the words of the band, The Descendants, "I like food, food tastes good."

*Yes, that's right I'm a Freemason, and a Shriner too. Ask whatever you'd like know.

Music, laughter, logic, hope, my friends, and my glasses.

jokes/funny things to say, music, politics/work, my next tattoo(s), the past, the future, "life, the universe, and everything."

Hanging out with friends at either my apartment, a dive bar, a punk show; or working, it depends.

I'm terrified of midget-Rabbis?! But seriously, talk to me and I'm an open book.

You are a midget-Rabbi.

My AIM SN is crashandburn0o0.