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29 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a black coffee, neat whiskey, "Bat Out of Hell" on the record player kind of guy. A friend once described me as a "stealth nerd", and I find the term both appealing and usually accurate. I will never stop using the Oxford comma. I enjoy writing, but don't consider myself a writer.

I just moved to San Francisco! Tell me something cool to do! I lived in Brooklyn for four years, Chicago and Japan before that, but North Carolina will always be home.

Vocal people on the NYC subway have had very divergent opinions of who I am and what I'm capable of. I have been told, all on separate occasions:

1) To go back to my own country
2) That the angry gentleman speaking created me and he could undo me on a whim
3) To, and I quote, "tell Superman to leave me [the speaker] the fuck alone!"

Based on these observations, you can probably deduce that I am in fact a foreign golem in the shape of Jimmy Olsen. Or something.

Lethologica: a psychological disorder that inhibits an individual's ability to articulate his or her thoughts by temporarily forgetting key words, phrases or names in conversation. I don't have it. Usually.
What I’m doing with my life
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I was working in a boring job in NYC, decided I had seen enough of that city for a while, packed up the car and drove across the country to the lovely City by the Bay. Still adjusting to the new setting here, but loving most everything so far!

For money I work with spaceships, giant robots, aliens, and dinosaurs, and for fun I do much the same.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This and this.

There's also the cello thing. But whatever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either the vestigial twin growing from my shoulder or the prehensile tail.

I dunno...glasses? Somewhat crooked nose? Luxurious facial hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kafka on the Shore, Cat's Cradle, and the Song of Ice and Fire series.

Arrested Development, MST3K, Archer, Bob's Burgers, QI, Brooklyn 99. You know, all the usual high-brow stuff. Also things like West Wing, House of Cards, and even Jeopardy!

Ikiru, Breathless, Lost in Translation, Labyrinth, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and basically anything that is classified as "cult" or "B" is good in my book. Even The Room. Actually, especially The Room.

I have a theory that no matter what station you listen to on Pandora, it will inevitably lead you directly to David Bowie. This is a great thing. Other favorites include Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Meat Loaf, and Oingo Boingo. Old Crow Medicine Show's "Wagon Wheel" is permanently engraved on my heart.

Pizza, whiskey, sushi, Indian, Thai, and burritos. I'm not too picky with food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Caffeine
2. A toothbrush
3. Passport
4. A method to move around
5. A writing thing
6. Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if time travel is actually possible, but the reason we haven't seen any time travelers is because we haven't discovered or invented a receiving end for them yet? Sort of like a temporal landing zone?

Remember Nickelodeon Gak? What WAS that stuff, anyway?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gyring and gimbling in the wabe.

By "gyring" I of course mean "Netflix," while "gimbling" I believe is Old English for "drinking Charles Shaw," and "wabe" roughly translates to "my couch."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really, legitimately love the Muppet Show. Fozzie Bear is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
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If this or this thrills your heart like it does mine.

Or if you want to tell me your favorite joke. Here's one I came up with recently:

What happened when the baker discovered he didn't have all the ingredients for his souffle?


He had an eggs-essential crisis!