I just moved to San Francisco! Tell me something cool to do! I lived in Brooklyn for four years, Chicago and Japan before that, but North Carolina will always be home.
Vocal people on the NYC subway have had very divergent opinions of who I am and what I'm capable of. I have been told, all on separate occasions:
1) To go back to my own country
2) That the angry gentleman speaking created me and he could undo me on a whim
3) To, and I quote, "tell Superman to leave me [the speaker] the fuck alone!"
Based on these observations, you can probably deduce that I am in fact a foreign golem in the shape of Jimmy Olsen. Or something.
Lethologica: a psychological disorder that inhibits an individual's ability to articulate his or her thoughts by temporarily forgetting key words, phrases or names in conversation. I don't have it. Usually.