In all seriousness I love my life. I have great friends, family and job. I'd love to add to that sentence with someone special. But I've learned over my time dating that you can't force things. I would never want to settle for someone who wouldn't be able to smile at my one millionth "That's What She Said" joke. Nor would I want a person that isn't compassionate and sincere. Sincerity is a huge deal for me, probably the biggest. If you're one of those people who says one thing to one person and the opposite to someone else, count me out. I'm looking for a serious relationship not a 90210 ripoff.
A couple things I learned about the south in the last five years: condiments shouldn't be ketchup and mayonnaise separately, they should be ketchup and mayonnaise mixed and the reason southern people move slower isn't because they're lazier, it's because it's so damn hot in the south that there's no reason to move faster unless you're crazy.
I aim to be healthy but this doesn't always work out. I never want to be in a situation where I deprive myself of an experience because I'm worried about food. This usually means that I eat well during the week and eat like a hungry elephant on weekends.
I go back and forth with working out. I did P90X consistently for a while and got in really good shape and then I got out of the habit. I'm looking to pick it up again.
I like to go out and have fun. Sometimes this involves alcohol and dancing like a drunk chimpanzee. Do not get discouraged. My lack of rhythm is apparently hilarious (I think I'm a great dancer and have vids to prove it if you so ask).
I'm not religious at all. If you are, it will not work between us. I do not say this because I don't like religious people. I say this as someone who has dated a religious person and had it be the barrier to a successful relationship. This does not mean that I'm not a moral person. I have a very fleshed out moral code. I'm compassionate, kind and thoughtful. I cannot stand self-involved selfish people. There is so much more to the world than just the sphere of influence you exude. Embrace it!
Do you want to know anything else about me? Send me a message.