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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–66
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:54pm
Native American, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Warning: I am a smartass (like Bugs Bunny!), many people really like that about me, but it's not for everyone. If this bothers you, well............................................ I warned ya! - lol

I am a hard worker and I can fix anything. Mechanical and electrical things fascinate me, and I seem to have an innate understanding of their complexities, not sure why. I like to race dirt bikes, and I like to hike through beautiful places, especially the desert southwest. I have traveled a good deal and probably always will. I love learning about and visiting other cultures, and I particularly favor warm arid climates.

I have an intellectual side as well, I am an electrical engineer and computer whiz nowadays, but I used to be a low paid laborer and that is where I met the most genuine people.

I am very easy going, I don't have a temper or the whole jealously thing going on like so many folks do, and I seek the same outlook. My definition of success is not how much money I can make, but how much I can enjoy each day and how much happiness I can add to the world.

What gives my life meaning is helping out the people that the system screws over each day: the working poor and the disabled. I am not into status or labels, I want you looking at the fit of my jeans, rather than what brand they are! Class and character are things you can't buy, so what you own won't impress me, but how you treat those that have nothing, will.

I have a rather eclectic & refined taste in women that is often unconventional.

I like a woman who keeps herself in shape, who is honest, reliable, and doesn't have a temper. It's so refreshing to find a great gal that no one else noticed, when they don't realize their own natural beauty and the right man can draw it out of them. A diamond in the rough, Cinderella when she was still a cleaning woman. I would love to find an earthy natural girl who doesn't have to rely on fake nails, overprocessed hair and lots of makeup to feel pretty (they aren't).

If you are poor, that's OK! - If you are a bit of a ditz, that's OK too! - Just not another gold-digger, drama queen, flake, bi-polar girl, alcoholic or druggie. My kind of girl seems to let life's troubles roll off of her like "water off a duck's back" and loves to laugh. I relate to kids better than most, because I am still one myself, in some (good) ways.

I am very passionate and affectionate. I am analytical, logical, and reasonable.

I love a spirited debate, especially if you come armed with facts or insight that can enlighten me. I live life like each day was my last.

If you are emotionally stable and reasonably slender then shoot me a message on over, I might be the guy you have been searching for, or at least a unique laid-back new friend. cheers! bill
What I’m doing with my life
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helping people who have it hard in life, the homeless and the working poor

and moving to a white sand beach!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fixing anything mechanical or electronic, cooking, racing dirt bikes, shooting pool, making computers go fast, chess, racquetball, auto racing, research, inventing, understanding other cultures, listening, patience
The first things people usually notice about me
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my eyes and my legs, and my "smartass in a good way" personality (like Bugs Bunny - lol)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Reading currently: A Cultural History of the Harlem Renaissance

Films: Shawshank Redemption, Office Space, Friday, Lawn Dogs

TV: Alton Brown, Anthony Bourdain, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Music: Classic Rock, Samba, Bossa Nova, Delta Blues, Classic Country, Caribbean Steel Band, Flamenco - i.e. Santana to Led Zeppelin to Fleetwood Mac to Robert Johnson

Food: Lobster, Mexican, Thai, Indian curries, crab, sushi, fresh berries!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
spicy food
the Internet
the gym
the beach
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I can help people less fortunate than I am, most of us have no idea how rough life is for 3/4 of the world's population!

also, I think it’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered only for his violence ---- and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels. :P
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home doing things around the house, because I have high standards for dating, and it is rare to find someone that interests me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was homeless for 2 years (by choice) in Waikiki, Hawaii from age 20-22
You should message me if
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you are tired of dating idiots, alcoholics, girlie-men, and insecure rednecks!


• your eyebrows are shaved and then painted back on - yuck
• you have one of those studs in the side of your nose that looks like a pimple - yuck
• stinky long-haired indoor little drama dogs - YUCK
• you drink more than about twice/month
• you try and talk over someone when they are talking - didn't yo' mama teach you any manners, girl?
• you are hyper-sensitive - not a good match for a wisecracker like me!
• you have no intention of ever reaching your healthiest and sexiest swimsuit weight
• you actually believe Faux News is "fair & balanced" - lmao
• you like the face grease and look more like Tammy Faye Bakker than you realize (face grease has a number of pretty names, such as foundation, base, concealer, powder, & blush) - eye makeup is OK if it's not too loud