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  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
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Last online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
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Graduated from university
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I was once bitten by a monkey. It was not my fault cause it was
quite an aggressive monkey. But then, pretty much most monkeys are. Monkeys like to eat. I like to eat, and I prefer to eat with some
kind of utensil, although if I had a tail that would be real handy
when I'm stuffing my face.

I was struck dumb by the travel bug a decade ago and ran away to
Brussels, San Francisco, and Berlin. Now I've come back and I am
pleased to say that Melbourne stacks up quite well. I feel
qualified to say this because I'm a city-junkie. Given a choice
between stumbling through the cobble-stone streets of a crumbling
chaotic city or hiking through a bland vista of trees, I'll choose
the city any day. I am easily awed by architecture such as the Tate
Modern, or the Haglia-Sofia, but my current favorite is Koolhaas'
Seattle Public Library.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I mess around with computers and biologists.

I have a regular meditation practice and I feel like I'm getting better at steadying the ship.

I aim to learn half the songs off the first Flight of the Conchords album.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you laugh but only if you are the kind of laaadee who likes to see a grown man pantomime a monkey in the middle of a full tram. I play a mean acoustic guitar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile a lot. Because I am sad. So sad. Boo hoo. boohoo. hoo hoo. Like I was somebody's walking punchline.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love books. I really do. I was the kid who hid in the library during lunch-time to read. Although recently, I got all minimalist, downsized my collection, and loaded up on ebooks. It's less romantic but more convenient. I now carry whole libraries in my pocket. Last year, my favorite was Hilary Mantel's "Wolf Hall". I loved "Game of Thrones" the HBO TV series, but the book was kind of meh. I wished Hilary Mantel had written it instead.

Some films I love: "Before Sunset". A bitter Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy in their 30's is better than a naive Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy in their 20's. No one does transcendental better than Terence Malik's "The Thin Red Line". Jury is out on "Tree of Life"

I just got the St. Vincent album and omigosh, Annie Clark is technique++, mesmerizing to watch her play, her guitar held appropriately in prog-rock position. Dustin O'Halloran with his piano-twinkling. Flight of the Conchords. Keren Ann (pre-English). Tori Amos (pre-fairy-land).

Szechuan food that destroys all feeling in your mouth. Ceviche is magic. Things noodley: pastas, pho, ramen, or cantonese egg noodle.

I also like long-form improv.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water, food, electricity, computer, generic peoples, ontological existence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately, I've been reading tons on languages, especially how the phonetic alphabet snuck up on the ancient Greeks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
surprisingly often I camp out in a late-night cafe reading a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like some musical theater. Also, I occasionally read physics recreationally.
You should message me if
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if 91.6% of the time, you're the smartest person in the room; or you were, or are still, the class clown.