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21 Granite City, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:22pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
the first time i ever ate a mango, it changed my life.

i'm a very relaxed, down-to-earth person. i don't care to plan anything ahead of time; i'm more into spontaneous adventures. i like to talk about stuff that doesn't matter: the weather, philosophy, basedgod's new mixtape.

if you think you have better taste than everyone you know, then we'll probably get along really well.

dennis reynolds is an inspiration.

my main goal in life is to experience new shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
slowly selling my soul in exchange for small green rectangles that i then immediately give to an educational institution in order to receive a sheet of paper with my name on it that'll look really nice in a frame hanging on the wall of my cardboard box
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
going with the flow.


writing short stories.

mixing orange soda and vodka.

freestyle rap.

solitaire (and i take it very seriously).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i don't give a shit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
classic literature. hemingway, vonnegut, orwell, shakespeare. i read hamlet a lot. and the fourteen-year-old inside me still has a soft spot for poe.

i like all movie genres. top three films are probably battle royale, clerks, and gattaca. i'm a big fan of everything by miyazaki, tarantino, and scorsese too.

breaking bad and shit. johnny bravo is my home boy. and if you don't like friends, don't even talk to me. chandler bing is my spirit animal.

i like all music. but i mostly listen to indie shit, electronic, and hip hop. favorite artists are kanye, daft punk, the beatles, mgmt, clams casino, wu-tang, two door cinema club, death grips, kendrick lamar, youth lagoon, earl sweatshirt, pink floyd.

chinese and italian food. also, i'm obsessed with buffalo wings and chili cheese fritos. but my diet is 95% ramen and microwave popcorn.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my nintendo64
aux cords
arizona iced tea
honorable mention to long underwear and oversized sweaters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what happens after the universe dies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the vodka
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my name is william, but i go by billy because it makes me feel like a kid again.
You should message me if
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you like trap music and beer.

if you like psych rock and cannabis.

if you wanna make out while listening to two door cinema club.

if you wear all black and hate conformists and want to go trespass somewhere and spray paint obscenities on buildings.

or if you want to give me a haircut (dead serious) (plz)