Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a really happy person who is never bored. I find myself
laughing a lot, because life, especially the one I have chosen for
myself, is kind of hilarious.
I try to stay open minded and open hearted to the best of my
abilities, and just be an all-around good and genuine dude. I
believe in honesty and passion, and more specifically, letting
these principles guide your life. It's worked really well for me
anyways. I am painfully transparent, which is a gift and a curse. I
have also been drug-free and alcohol-free for about....hmm, just
over 28 years now. Hell of a streak, I know.
I am an unbelievably lucky guy in a lot of ways, and I know it. I
get to do what I love for a living. I am an athlete and a
performer, and I travel all over this amazing planet thanks to my
job. Basically, I'm like the reverse-Peter Gibbons from Office
Space, where everyday is the best day of my life haha!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it in a very unique way that makes me very happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling you about my bad qualities (not punctual, indecisive at
The first things people usually notice about me
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It usually starts with "Wait, why is this weird drunk Irish guy
talking to me?".
Until 5 minutes later when it becomes, "...wait, so you're actually
a red-headed Arab who travels the World playing a Mexican for a
living? And you're not drunk? Wait, you've never drank in your
life? And you actually dance like this in public without any sort
It's usually around the 12 or 13 minute mark when it becomes,
"Wait, this guy is literally the raddest dude I've ever met!"
People are always telling me to wait, apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Musically by letter:
A - Against Me!
B - Beastie Boys
C - CCR
D - Dropkick Murphys
E - Electric Six
F - Faith No More
G - Guns N' Roses
H - H20
I - ICP
J - Johnny Cash
K - Kakapoopoo Babies (made this band up because Kiss can't
possibly be my favourite 'K' band)
L - Led Zeppelin
M - Misfits
N - NOFX
O - Operation Ivy
P - Pat Benatar
Q - Queen
R - Rancid
S - Sublime
T - Tegan & Sara
U - Ugly Kid Joe
V - Van Halen
W - White Stripes
X - X (I mean I like them, but I'm reaching here)
Y - Yeah, got nothing for this one.
Z - Zuzu Petals (Again not an actual band, but rather a character
from "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane". A reference that surely 0%
of girls will get.)
As you may have gathered, I am mostly a Rock N Roll guy, Classic
rock and Punk rock mainly. I really like Blues, Oldies, Ska,
Rockabilly, Metal, and intellectual and/or positive Rap music.
Folk/Reggae/Country to a lesser extent too.
I won't go through this whole alphabetical thing again for other
categories because I am starting to get tired of my own voice.
Online. How is that even possible? Anyways, a few favorites:
Movies - True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Back to the
Future, Terminator 2
Shows - The Simpsons, Futurama, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Arrested
Development, The Wonder Years
Books - I don't read enough to give a good answer, sadly. I like
autobiographies. The Outsiders is still probably my all time
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I think I could do without just about anything, if I had to.
Did you know there were ancient civilizations that actually
survived without iPhones?! Madness, I know!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The little miracles around us. Just the fact that I'm alive blows
my mind sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, which means I am either in, or preparing to leave to, the
US or overseas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I humped a lamp post when I was 8, and got caught by my two older
brothers, who later used this information to blackmail me for my
share of the hockey card collection. I was 8.
You should message me if
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you are either a) smart enough to realize that I'm awesome, or b)
you are stupid enough not to, but love sharing fresh-baked cookies.
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