What would I do if you gave me a million bucks?
If you gave me a million bucks, and I hope you do it out of admiration and not because you want something, I would keep my job and spend the first few weeks building an investment portfolio for 2/3 of it then spend the next few weeks mapping out charities and underprivileged areas in the world. Once all the planning was sorted, my immunizations were updated, and my insurance paid up I would hit the road so fast there would only be a smoke outline. I would be out touring the world making specific points to stop-offs at the aforementioned places to look for ways to help improve the standard of living of the indigenous population. I love problem solving and enjoy it more if I have to study a new field in the process.
If you didn’t give me a million dollars I’m going to do the same thing, it will just take longer to save up the money.
Do I do anything else?
Kinda. I enjoy cooking on odd numbered days of the week and rock climbing on even. There is usually a house project that I’m procrastinating about, which I’ll get to tomorrow… On slow days at work I like looking up roads the have lots of turns and on slow days not at work I like to see what is on those roads. I successfully speak 16 dialects of broken English, can fake a Southern accent well enough to get thrown out of any respectable family’s home, and have picked up Spanish, Korean, and Turkish to the point that I can successfully say I cannot communicate in those languages.
What am I looking for?
Trouble. I have a fatal attraction to intelligent and independent ladies. I would never do well as a secret agent because I'd be falling in love with all the woman sent to seduce me and bleed off information.
What are my best traits?
Trustworthiness, punctuality, and pizza making, also I have a knack for saying the perfect(ly wrong) thing. I land somewhere between Adam Levine and autism. I am sincere and heart warming in a pathetic sort of way.
What is my worst trait?
Spelling and grammar. And details. Fuff, who needs them anyway.
Why am I single?
Are you sure you want to put up with me? Mildly eccentric, lame, and self-centered? These looks won’t last forever. Better give this some thought...
Will I go out with you if you’ve read this far?