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31 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:45am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lived in Lauderdale for a bit in the past, back again after a half-decade hiatus living in Miami, NYC, and LA.

- certified nerd (without any certificates... of course)
- funny... (this part is a lie, I'm as serious as a nun on prom night)
- machines (esspecially motorcycles, computers, and the universe)
- art (mostly paint as of late)
- music (I like to make sounds in particular orders)
- sci-fi (open the pod bay doors HAL)
- poker & pool (sports and innuendos, that's what's up. )

Wanna know something? Message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it.

Debating if I want to throw it all away and change it.

update: Threw it all away and changed it... again... so far so fucking good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. (once again, bold faced lies...)


I done told you I ain't funny mother fucker!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes, they're blue, beard... it's actually on the verge of needing it's own social security card and apartment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A lot of different books and music, some movies. I don't really watch TV, I turn it on as background noise and lack the attention span or proper number of fucks to follow most shows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- ignoring
- loosely
- defined
- rules
- that
- don't
- matter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Way too much stuff to put in this box.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
That really depends. Everything from watching a movie on the couch to staying out until the sun comes up. More than likely I'm at a dive bar shooting pool with the locals and doing neither.

There is also a solid chance I'm breaking the internet... that's a topic for another discussion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get bored pretty easily, like I might not even finish this senten
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love laughing. (cliche, but seriously, it's paramount.)
You think to yourself sometimes "I'm a terrible person for finding humor in X"
You understand that life is what you make of it.
You like good conversation, but can handle silence.
You have a sense of humor.
You're capable of objective thought.
You're not easily offended.
You like knowing how things work, or at least find it interesting.
You like challenges and small victories.
You get excited about learning.
You'll try anything twice.
Honesty and compassion make sense to you.
You don't take yourself too seriously.
You're familiar with the concept of tact and class (dropping f-bombs at breakfast next to a family... notsomuch)
You can press ignore on your cell phone without a panic attack.
You think that there is a time and place for everything, but understand that there is no thing for every time and place.
On a scale of self-loathing to narcissism you're not a 1 or a 10.

You want to...

If you think any or all of these are awesome.