Hey, I'm Lewis =]
Five foot seven,
Advancing the insidious liberal agenda.
I get impressed by things like when a guy in the street is wearing the same necklace as me or when I see someone reading Norwegian Wood in a Starbucks or that rare moment when you make pancakes exactly the way they are in the movies.
And I hate the facebook elite, spicy foods, people who act like they're King of Gay because they sleep around and people who plug their religion but accuse you of being arrogant for not wanting to listen.
I'm gay, and I can be pretty feminine, but that shouldn't suggest I'm stereotypical. I'd much rather spend the night in a rock club than at a gay club, I love Blue Banana, and I think Kylie Minogue should be executed for crimes against my eardrums.
My chief hobby is making sexually inappropriate jokes to the lovely Drwttbee, who is saved on my phone under the flattering moniker "Tits McGee".
I'm a lot smarter than I get credit for. I'm not being big headed here, but a lot of people treat me like I'm stupid just because I'm ditzy and I don't feel the need to broadcast my intellect. Being smart is like being powerful- If you have to prove you are, you aren't.
I'm a mess of love and hate and phobias and optimism and pessimism and contradictions barely held together by energy drinks and band-aids.
I alphebatize my DVD's, but you can barely see the floor through the clothes. I'm a little crazy, but hopefully in a good way. I like to see the best in people, but at the same time a lot of them will piss me off and I can hold a grudge for a really long time.
I have one dog and four cats (but my mom wants another one and I'd love a pet giraffe). My bedroom is decorated in posters and pages torn from fashion magazines and I really enjoy a Nutella+Peanut Butter/Banana sandwich and a nice cup of tea.
I'm an ENFP, which I'm loathe to spend time writing here because I can't think of a way to list how awesome I am and not come off as A) Big-headed, B) Boring, C) A liar.
As far as personality types go, though, it means I'm always up for something fun even when I should be doing something else, so message me! I'll probably be up for a chat. :)
It also means that I hate confrontation and I take criticism personally. Bad times.
I can be something of a perfectionist. If something goes wrong I'll be the first to admit it, which isn't to say that I'll take the blame if it isn't my fault. If whatever project I'm working on isn't good enough when I hand it in, I'll be the one freaking out about how I fucked up and'll have to resit the class.
I don't like getting involved in other people's drama. I have my own problems, thanks. If you ask for advice or my opinion, I will give it to you, but I'm not going to pick sides in something that ultimately isn't my fight, and I hate it when they get involved in mine.
On that note, I'm not a big fan of conflict at all. I do my best to avoid it, which unfortunately makes me pretty passive-aggressive and means that people just carry on with what they're doing because they don't appreciate how pissed off I am.
I'm the guy who'll dance alone if there's noone to dance with and even though I can't do it. I used to be really self concious about what people think of me, but I've recently gotten over that- or started to.
I'm also a pretty active blogger. :) Have a gander!
I'm going to put this here because people either ignore the 18-25 thing at the bottom or don't read my profile at all which is even worse- I won't reply to you if you're older than 25. I don't want a random fuck or a boyfriend or a sugar daddy or whatever who remembers the fall of the Berlin Wall.
On that note I have a boyfriend right now- The only reason I still have this account is because you never know where you'll meet interesting people in a friends way. :) So I'm not looking for anything.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!