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lexd33

28 / F / Straight / Single

Tannersville, New York

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 8:36pm
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My mother says she wants to "keep me forever"and my Father says I am "lovable" some people beg to differ. A friend just told me I can be intimidating, a stranger recently told me I'm "cute as a button" perception..... It's a funny thing. This is my first attempt at online dating (at times it freaks me out). I like myself and I think its important to like who you are. I am not looking for some one to complete me, I am complete. I always dream in color. I love my Family. I am the oldest and only girl of 3 plus a brother from another mother that we picked up along the way. If I were a dinosaur I would be a T-Rex. I like to hang out with my friends, laugh, read, swim, shop, go on adventures, and light herbs on fire (wink wink) I'm silly. I have started painting in the last year and I love it, it's creative, therapeutic and productive! A lot of my friends are guys, I find things are way less dramatic that way. Some of my girlfriends tell me I think like a man. I love scary movies. Summer and fall are my fave seasons. I believe in naked time. I seem to get along with most of the drag queens I meet. I like camping, music festivals and going to the dentist. I am not fond of clowns or "nice"people with zero personality. I hate mustard, black licorice and bugs that bite.I have a fondness for Vicks. I love playing in the ocean, gummy candy, Chris Farley and the smell of fresh cut grass. My fave holidays are Halloween and St. Patrick's day. My AIM is mangogir.

I am optimistic, random, and semi-sweet

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What I’m doing with my life
Im going to kick it until i need new shoes;) I was a nanny for the past 5 years, it was great. I just quit my job, it's going to be hard, there is alot of emotional attachment. Im back into retail and working on getting my massage certification. Some day I might want to start a clothing line, write a book, have my own pit bull sanctuary or maybe become a dominaterix.

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I’m really good at
Flip cup, coloring, shopping, talking shit, telling stories, being kind to animals, giving advice, making friends, having a good time, massages, dealing in crazy situations, baking sugar cookies, being me, making people laugh, attracting crazy people, filling up closet space, spitting water super far through the gap in my teeth, keeping up a friendly wall...

Some things that I am not good at are math, long boarding (I still give it a try when I'm feeling like I could be taken down a peg or two), spelling, being serious, not itching bug bites, and according to my friends I might be a bad driver.

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The first things people usually notice about me
Perhaps my scintilating personality, my sarcastic sense of humor, maybe my smile, (I smile a lot) or my hair, its kind of crazy and always changing colors. People often say I'm exotic looking. In the summer I get asked if I'm Hawaiian and in the winter its Eskimo (if I'm wearing a fury hat it does not help) if your really wondering what I am just ask.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Taking the long rd home, IT, My Best Friend Leanord, A midsummer Night's Dream, Dolores Claiborne, The Sun Also Rises, Everythings Eventual, The Other Bolyn Girl and anything dr. suse.

natural born killers, Alice in Wonderland, Empire, Boondock saints, Ferris Bueller's day off, The goonies, Tommy boy, Gatica, pulpfiction, nightmare befor Christmas, Coraline, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Fear and Loathing in las vegas, super bad, girl interupted, how the grinch stole christmas, Bronx tale, lucky number slevin, Harold and maude, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Godfather 1 and 2 (3 was kind of terrible), Predator, mary poppins, American psycho, Requiem for a dream, Heathers, train spotting, the lost boys, the breakfast club, blow, closer, kill bills, encounter of the fourth kind, the Black Swan.

Always sunny in philidelphia, Workaholics, 30 Rock, next top model, Ren and Stimpy, Tosh.0, Weeds, real world, pink panther, tom and jerry, scooby doo, aqua teen, Nip tuck, American Horror story, arrested development, east bound and down, I kind of watch jersey shore:/

Biggie, sublime, The fugees, Erykah Badu, Girl talk, the doors, Alice cooper, Billie holiday, Patsy cline, kanye, jedi mind tricks, tom petty, the rolling stones, cindy lauper, the beatles, janis joplin, fiona apple, Ani difranco, local h, mickey avalon, the donnas, cold war kids, regina spektor, cypress hill, kid cudi, Pretty lights, Big Gigantic, Calvin Harris, Nicki Minaj, Skrillex...

Patron,Guinness, Kettle 1, Eggplant, cheese, Pineapples, rare steaks, mango sorbet, Pizza, creme brulee, passion fruit, popcorn, salmon, escargot, bacon, smoothies, dirty gin martinis,gummy candy, mint ice cream, Mushrooms, camp fire roasted marshmallows,margaritas with salt, cotton candy, sushi.

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The six things I could never do without
my fam...animals included
Music
pot
H20 for hydration and to play and bathe in
chap stick

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I love Las Vegas....is it possible to get married to a city?
what if zombies attack?
Why dudes are putting picture of their dicks on here?.....is it really drawing all the ladies in?
My next vacation.
Can I get funding to study sea monsters?
when is someone going to produce a pig that is the size of a hamster?
All the things i could do if i had a time machine or could make myself invisible.
Recently I have "gun fever" I think I want to buy a gun and practice shooting. I would feel pretty bad ass if I'm a good shot.
Building a tree house and dropping out of society:)
my own Black house.

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On a typical Friday night I am
"I'm on a boat mother fucker" or out with my friends or hanging with my brothers. I could be at a bar or a party or maybe just hanging around the house. If I am into a project or a book I might be home. Catch me if you can.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I broke down and got an I phone. I lack in the shame department. I look younger than I am Some times I pee in the shower ( like you don't). I brush my teeth more than 3 times a day. I have used duct tape as a strapless bra (its great). I have a crush on Dave mustaine's hair. Sometimes I vacuum just to get away from my cat, he is that clingy:/. I have a bedding obsession.I have set myself on fire more than once. I call everyone dude, it's not intentional. When i was little I thought I was She-ra princess of power, I had the sword, arm guards and the sheild. Once i lost my underpants in an alley and kept on running. I have a shoe shopping habit. I am a little bit scared of 30. I'm a bit of a scatter brain. I miss place things often. I am more sensitive than I appear. I do not like to text. Mike Tyson makes me nervous. I cry every time I see the a.s.p.c.a commercials, some times I have to change the channel. I am beginning to think kettle one makes me more opinionated than others would hope for and it increases my volume. Once I was locked in a trunk and I cried. I shaved my head right befor my senior year of highschool. I am a sucker for boys that smell good. Once I did somthing illegal for the mayor, ask me about it. I have this thing about biting people on the butt when they are heading up stairs in front of me, I don't do this all the time or to strangers just people I' am comfortable with:)

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I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you like to crack jokes
You prefer oceans, rivers, ponds to pools;)
You have any questions
You aren't trying to get married
you have a great smile
You have something awesome to tell me
you have a ghost story to tell me
You like to spoon
You have a dog that wants to be snuggled by me. My dog died last December, I have a void.
You want to face time
you want to hang out
you can locate this mango ipa I am looking for
You take care of your teeth
You don't dislike animals.... Who does that?!
You think we could have great amounts of fun together
If you just want to be friends, im down with new friends:)
you think I am the cats meow
You want to be Romantic nap partners
You own a pair of vibrum five finger shoes
or if you think I am terrible and want to fight about it;).....I'm down "bring the mother fucking ruckus" :)

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