lexihaze
30 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
Hey dudes of OKCupid internet dating land. What's up. My name is Lexi.
You're probably looking at this because you like my face. Either that or I've been e-stalking you. OR maybe your cat just walked onto your computer and clicked on my profile. A catastrophe.
What ever way things unfolded, if you're still reading this you probably want to know a few more things about my face. So move my galoshes, have a seat, and come with me now on a journey through time and space... oh wait. Ahem. A brief and quite probably stilted summary of me, then.

If I'd call myself any one thing I guess it would be an artist (which is not a title I have taken on lightly, without first undergoing a great deal of toddler-esque tantrum throwing and flailing about). I make things, I paint, I take pictures. Once upon a time I went to art school, which I mostly loathed and eventually dropped out of, having reached my quota of pretentious bullshit. I'm now focusing my art superpowers (pow!) on a tattoo apprenticeship. Soon I will be a professional stick-n-poker! It's pretty exciting, I know.
ANYWAY.
I'm new to L.A. and I don't know anyone yet, so let's hang out and go to Disneyland or whatever. Cause I'm all alone with just my dog! Cool!
What I’m doing with my life
Apprenticing at a tattoo shop. Taking my dog to the beach. Sitting in traffic.
I’m really good at
Staying up all night. Navigating subway systems. Procrastinating. Making banana bread.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am human, female, and have all my limbs. But I'm just guessing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like books. A lot. I devour books like the cookie monster does cookies. Or broccoli. Whatever he's into now-a-days. I am going to be honest, I read a lot of trash. I feel like I'm reaching a point in my life where I just do not give a fuck about impressing people with obscure or offbeat interests. So yeah. I love Harry Potter (uh.. I have the Deathly Hallows symbol tattooed on my arm, so....). I find Truman Capote to be so beautifully eloquent. Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is kinda my jam. I'm not that cool. I'm reading Harry Potter again if you're curious. Which you're probably not.

Movies... Casablanca, Zombieland, Wristcutters, The Family Stone (secretly this is my favorite of favorites, it's my comfort movie), Ghostbusters, Lord of the Rings so hard it hurts, and on and on. My collection of DVDs is out of hand.

TV. Knitflixing. My brains are leaking from my ears. I like weird and spooky shit and lowbrow comedy. Medical related stuff too, because I've always wanted to not actually be a doctor but play one on TV.
I'm watching Orphan Black right now, and.. ka-boom. So head exploding awesome.

As for music, I like the rock 'n roll. The good stuff. I'm hopelessly out of touch with music these days. It makes me feel old. But anyway, here is a smattering of my favorites:
Simon and Garfunkel, Tom Waits, Nirvana, Butch Walker, Alexz Johnson, Jeff Buckley, The Clash, Tom Petty, The Rolling Stones, Brand New, Robert Johnson, Langhorne Slim, The Gaslight Anthem, Gogol Bordello, Elliott Smith, Neil Young, Social Distortion, Van Morrison, Elvises (Elvii?) Presley and Costello, Johnny Cash, Eisley, The Ramones, Damien Rice, Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, Interpol, Elton John, The Beatles, The Vandals......

If we are what we eat, I'm composed mostly of Spaghetti Ohs and flavor blasted Goldfish Crackers. Sad fact.
The six things I could never do without
I have more than six vital organs so I'm not really sure how to answer this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Escape. Living like a gypsy in an old Winnebago. How much I would love to be friends with a goat. Lots of useless crap that is a waste of my brain meats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking a long, long nap. Isn't that just going to bed? you must be wondering to yourself. No. Maybe. I suppose it could be construed as such.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There are a few U2 songs I actually like.

That is an embarrassing secret I've never told anyone.
You should message me if
1. You have a fun and/or obscure fact to tell me. (Example: cats have free-floating clavicles so they can squeeze through anyplace they can fit their heads! This fact probably excludes obese cats, to be clear.)
2. You want to go to Disneyland.
3. You saw the picture of my dog and you want to hang out with her.
4. You feel like it. I can't tell you your business.
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