I have decided that I am completely incompatible with everyone in the world.  Or, at least, everyone on OK cupid.

I think I'm joking.

Really, though.  It's not you, it's me.

But some HTML is evil.

I wish OKC would just let me lie this POS to rest. I have enough stupid online journals where I vent my stupid thoughts. It's not like my stupid thoughts are going to help me to impress anyone.

I wonder if I've hit 1000 characters yet.

Probably not.

Really, I should probably make an effort to misspell every other word and use atrocious grammar so I'll fit more easily into the "girl" category. I read somewhere that girls are only interested in cellphones, clothes, makeup, ipods, and sex. That made me sad, because I don't care about any of those things. I have a subscription to Cosmo, as to learn how to be a proper girl, but I'll I've really learned is how to be a ho. And that boys apparently expect you to put out on the first date. And that contracting genital herpes isn't really a problem. I need to get a subsciption to Newsweek or something. Some magazine that DOESN'T make me feel like a fucking freak because I happen to think that genital herpes is gross and I don't enjoy sex with strangers.

I really actually hate Cosmo. It's embarrassing to read it and think that THIS is the impression American women leave on the rest of the world.

That's all.

okCupid has suggested that I write 1000+ characters so that my profile will be "75%" complete. I really wonder at the mathematics behind it. It's not as perplexing as, for example, skin products that make your skin " 35% more luminous" or something. What the hell does that even mean? Is there a unit of measurement for luminosity? In regards to skin?

Advertisting gives me a headache. I saw this add for an acid reflux disease pill where the doctor said "this pill will lower the pH in your stomach, making it less acidic". Which is completely wrong. A lower pH would actually mean a more acidic environment. I wouldn't accept an diagnosis from a doctor that didn't understand the pH scale. Seriously. First year chemistry, people.

At this point, I would do almost anything to avoid studying. I mean, the history of cars? What was I thinking? Actually, I know what I was thinking, it went like this: "I need X number of 3000 level or above history classes for a history minor. I need a science and technology gen ed. Hey, the history of cars fulfills both!" I'm a dumbass.

What I need to do is get some sort of mind-numbingly simple job for the summer, and thoroughly enjoy the fact that, for the first time since 2005, I am not taking summer classes. Maybe then, by the fall, I won't be considering dropping out of college to pursue a life of alcoholism and drug abuse.

Which might not be so bad.